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ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴅᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴏғ ʜᴀᴅʀɪᴇʟ ([personal profile] hadrielmods) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes2016-06-20 10:09 am
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Test Drive Meme #10

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open June 24th, and apps are open July 1st.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!


[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

Watch out as you explore the streets of Hadriel, because you're not alone, and there's always something lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect chance to swarm around you and chow down. This time, the Door has brought in several bereskarn, from the Dragon Age video game series.

While they were once normal bears, these hideous creatures have been corrupted by the Blight into something terrible. They are larger than normal bears and have bone spikes jutting out through their skin, which leaves them with constantly bleeding wounds. They are easily enraged, and will attack fiercely if agitated. Have fun!]

[Wow, it sure is weirdly foggy out, considering there's no weather in Hadriel. The sun's dim, the light's strange, and hey - is that an air raid siren? Oh shit.

Welcome to Silent Hill, Hadriel edition. When the siren sounds, the city changes into a twisted, darker version of itself, teeming with monsters and looking like something straight out of your nightmares. And if you're really unlucky, there might be a monster lurking in there just for you, your own personal demon ready to hunt you down. Let's hope you can stay alive until the city changes back!

This is a mini version of our Silent Hill event this month!]


[This morning you woke up to a letter on your doorstep, addressed to you. Curious, since there's no mail delivery in Hadriel. Upon opening it, you discovered a carefully written letter containing a brutal takedown of something that means a lot to you. Something you really care about

Maybe they're trashing your favorite sports team. Maybe they're calling your hometown a trash pit full of hipsters. Maybe they're saying your boyfriend has weird hair. Or maybe it's worse than that - maybe they're saying that everything you've been working for is a complete waste of time, and you're an idiot for trying. Whatever it is, it's calculated just right to piss you off, and piss you off real bad. And hey. That letter's signed.

Maybe somebody will come by and talk you down - or maybe the person who comes by is the one who's name is on that letter, even if it might not quite be in their handwriting. What're you gonna do? Fight them? Lay an elaborate trap? Try not to let it get to you and talk it out like adults? Yeah right. Time for a reckoning.]
crowboy: (I brought you something shiny)

Bears sort of

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-03 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Even from forty years before cell phones would be invented, Corbin eventually figures his out, which is why he sees Lalli's message and is really, really curious]

aint that many trees aroun but i no sum good tall uns

but u gotta tell me wut u need em for u got me curius
lalliho: (but then who was phone)

[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-03 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
[...what is this nonsense. Lalli mouths out the words as he reads through a second time, which helps. Hard to believe there was someone with even less education than him.]

im a mage so i will use it for a kallohonka
crowboy: (I want to fly)

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-03 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey he got all the way through 6th grade. Spelling just isn't his strong point.]

wuts kallohonka

lalliho: (fifty years ago)

[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-03 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah okay so Corbin's technically more educated

But uhhh... Hmn. How to put this for someone who doesn't seem like they are...]

tree with skull on top to help the spirit of the beast
crowboy: (You know you like me)

I really feel like I should apologize for Corbin's "spelling"

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-03 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He didn't really need more than that, or so he'd claim.]

[And he likes the sound of this, if nothing else it involves skulls, which is always fun]

souns like fun

y say beast y mean those big ol angry lookin bares with spikes stickin out of em

cuz i don think they need helpin one of em almos got me tother day
lalliho: (flat earth theory)

LMAO NO Lalli is just judgmental and stupid

[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-03 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[squints... this one's harder...]

bears not bares and im helping the dead ones with skulls

they used to be bears now theyre beasts its not their fault thats just what happens
crowboy: (You gonna eat that?)

they can both judge each other, it's cool XD

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-03 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now it's Corbin's turn to squint at his phone]

ded ones don need help, there ded

ill still help but im not shur what u think its gonna do
lalliho: (someone is wrong on the internet)


[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-03 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
spirit help im a mage


are you swedish

crowboy: (We need to talk)

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-03 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
like haints? granny new lots ah things to help with haints but she sed there better of restin they get inta too much truble

[You are strange mage person]

no im corbin i aint swedish im from west virginia
Edited 2016-07-03 17:11 (UTC)
lalliho: (learned what a train was two seconds ago)

[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-03 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i dont know what haints is

or west virginia

im lalli im from finland
crowboy: (I brought you something shiny)

someone get this boy autocorrect please

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-03 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
haints is ded foks but lots r angry cuz u bureed em rong or somethin so they mess up ur crops n maik ur animuls die

hi lalli
lalliho: (i don't know what that means)

[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-03 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh!! Oh, yay, everything clicks.]

yes i call them spirits im doing this to help them move on so they dont get mad or sad

crowboy: (Default)

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-03 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
that souns like a good idea id hate to see a haint that mean

wut kinda help u need sides a tal tree
lalliho: (like i died two years ago or something)

[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-03 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[This uneducated non-Swede isn't so bad.]

more skulls i guess do you know where any bodies are
crowboy: (I want to fly)

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-04 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Corbin will take that as a compliment. He thinks. This mage/witch person isn't so bad either]

nope all the skulls i saw was stil bein used
lalliho: (just how old are you)

[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-05 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)


then i guess not unless your grandma showed you magic that would help and your a mage
crowboy: (You gonna eat that?)

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-06 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Nuthin mor than the usul stuff an i don think basil an rue is gonna work on thees bears an sides i aint no witch like granny she sed boys aint got enuf sens to be gud witches
lalliho: (why did you tell me to hang up first)

[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-06 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
thats stupid im a boy and im really good
crowboy: (I want to fly)

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-06 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a bit of a pause after that one because Granny Is Never Wrong]

u probly got mor sens than most boys so thats why ur gud at it

u stil wanna find that tree for ur kallohonka
lalliho: (gonna get my way)

[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-06 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[what a coincidence, Lalli had a granny that was likewise Never Wrong until her single fuck-up that got him landed in a military base to grow up in.]

reynir is a stupid boy and hes still a mage thats not how it works its all blood

[Except not in the case of Reynir, but Lalli doesn't know anything about foreign mages, man.]

yes i do where is it
crowboy: (I brought you something shiny)

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-06 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
mebbe witches and mages is difrint do mages birth babys an make shur crops com in rite an litenin don hit ur hous

[Because obviously there are mages, which can be boys, and witches, which must be totally different, therefore Granny is Still Right]

thers a big towr tween two brokun towrs and a lil forst neer it ill meet u at th big towr
lalliho: (it's a perfectly normal hobby)

[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-06 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
i never have but i could except the baby part thats a doctor or medic thing

[so ha!!! but why babies tho

Anyway, towers. He can do towers. Lalli gets there pretty quickly, being the sprinter that he is, and he plunks down to play with his phone and...wear one of the skulls he has on his head... Okay...]
crowboy: (You know you like me)

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-06 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
granny ses docs is okay but sumtims u need a witch fer a hard birth

[Corbin is perhaps cheating a bit, since he's already in the tower that he told Lalli about. He had debated making a really cool entrance, but in the end he wasn't sure how he'd react.]

[Which was why a few minutes after he'd arrived, Lalli might spot a large crow drop from one of the upper stories with a bundle held in his claws, only to fly around the opposite side of the tower from where he was waiting. Flying down was a hell of a lot better than taking all those stairs, if you asked Corbin.]

[But whether Lalli noticed the crow or not, Corbin would shortly come wandering around the side of the tower, long red hair pulled back in a ponytail. He grinned and waved]

You Lalli? Ah'm Corbin.

[The drawl that he'd been sounding out in his texts is evident in his accent, even if it doesn't sound like anything Finnish or Swedish.]
lalliho: (sfx sfx menacing sfx blah blah jojos)

[personal profile] lalliho 2016-07-07 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[On top of being a mage, Lalli's a scout -- and a pretty good one. The movement gets his attention immediately, but he doesn't do more than watch. It was just a bird. Hey, bird.

...Hey, dude? Lalli scrambles up to his feet, squinting and leaning to the side to investigate this strange boy. Red hair... But an acceptable length! So he wasn't some alternate universe Reynir, probably. Lalli sighs to himself and rolls back on his heels, adjusting the skull "hat".]


crowboy: (I brought you something shiny)

[personal profile] crowboy 2016-07-07 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Long red hair, freckles, the whole nine yards, just like the rest of his family.]

[Corbin's first thought about Lalli was that he was pretty for a boy, his second was that he didn't talk much. Not that this bothered Corbin a lot.]

Ya don' talk much, do ya? I guess I c'n show ya the tree if'n ya want. It's over yonder, ain't that far neither. Nice tall un.

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