The kind of idiot whose only idea of monarchy is a dude called the Spiral King, duh. But hey, whatever the hell a queen is isn't the point here. The point is, she's not letting him out. Who does that?? He's even being nice about it! "Why? Are you kidding? You're human, right?! Come on, help me out here! Don't leave me hanging!" He looks mildly outraged. Who would leave anyone strapped to a table like this? It's just not cool.