Oh, don't be so dramatic, Bob. It's just a cat.

[ One might think scolding Bob for being dramatic means whatever Linda says next is going to be very undramatic but.

One would be wrong. ]

I can't just run away. She's my baby now. My leading lady in the future Broadway hit Showcats - - it's like Showgirls but with cats.

She's gonna be a STAAAAAARRR~~~~

[ She belts out the last word with her best vibrato, flinging her arms out -- you guessed it -- dramatically.

The coeurl doesn't seem impressed. ]