[He definitely wasn't lying about it being crazy. It's weird as hell hearing him say that so seriously. Not about some video game or a movie, no, like it's what's actually happening.

It's almost as crazy as the stuff on the mountain. An entire dimension full of monsters? Does that mean there are fucking wendigos here too?

Okay. Breathe. If there are, they're not a problem right now, because the sun (or whatever it is giving off light in this cave) is out, and wendigos hate that. So at the very least, she can berate him to her heart's content long before they have to start worrying about those things.]

Months? Months. Are you fucking kidding me. I guess that explains why you have a whole house. Oh, oh, so the bitch who got everyone freaking the fuck out over the wendigo bite is here too? Great! She's next. And Josh too, that fucker!

[But you first, Chris.]

What the fuck were you thinking? "Oh I don't want to see them do that again" -- you didn't even know what was going to happen to me, okay? Ashley fucking made up that thing about wendigo bites turning people, and you lapped it right up because you're so lovesick that you wanna be your crush's hero? Was that it? And now you fucking leave me behind again when you assholes come here? Sam is the only one of you with a brain!

[And in fact, the only reason Emily isn't slapping Chris right now is that he did her a solid and saved her from the cat. See? Trying counts.]

Where's everyone else? Did you leave them behind too? What'd they do to deserve you all fucking abandoning them?