[So true, though. That particular set had cost a few hundreds, fit just right.]
Oh, honey, don't lie. It's not a good look on you.
[She almost offers him a Victoria's Secret catalogue, except she doesn't have one (she shops at much better stores, thank you), and she's yanked from those thoughts when he starts to clean the wound.]
Ow, fuck! Gently, you idiot.
[It doesn't actually hurt that much, but better he be too careful. Also, she hasn't actually seen it, so she's not sure of the magnitude of the bite, and therefore exaggerating is the one true way.
Emily wants to believe that he's exaggerating, too, but he's not. No one would joke about something like that. Well, maybe Josh would. But not Chris.]
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Oh, honey, don't lie. It's not a good look on you.
[She almost offers him a Victoria's Secret catalogue, except she doesn't have one (she shops at much better stores, thank you), and she's yanked from those thoughts when he starts to clean the wound.]
Ow, fuck! Gently, you idiot.
[It doesn't actually hurt that much, but better he be too careful. Also, she hasn't actually seen it, so she's not sure of the magnitude of the bite, and therefore exaggerating is the one true way.
Emily wants to believe that he's exaggerating, too, but he's not. No one would joke about something like that. Well, maybe Josh would. But not Chris.]
That long? Shit, Chris. What about Sam?