See Morty, see this- this'll be the perr-burp-fect distraction! Put a few of these fake doors around the house, keep that jackass Jerry busy for hours--
[ Wait, no... This isn't the Real Fake Door Store or well, maybe it is? Maybe Rick opened a door that was actually a portal? Sounds kinda legit.
Turning around and finding no door, just a dusty old wall, Rick rubbed his temple with one hand, while searching through his inner lab pockets for his portal gun. The skeleton soldiers turning, alert to his presence by his half intoxicated grumbling. ]
Yeah, yeah, I don't have time for this crap. I'm out shopping with my grandson for stuff to keep his dipshit dad busy so I don't have to take him to the Jerryboree every time we go out. Cross-temporal daycare centers aren't cheap y'know!?
[ Finally finding his portal gun, Rick grinned, drool covering his bottom lip and chin. Aiming the gun at the wall, Rick raised a middle finger to the closest Skeleton. ]
Ahah! Peace among worlds, motherfucker!
[ With that said, Rick squeezed the trigger. A swirling green oval replaced part of the wall in front of him. Rick grinned as he stepped inside of it... Only to find himself landing flat on his face a few moments later, surrounded by the skeleton soldiers again. ]
Gonna sound like an impotent guy here when I say this but. That's never happened before.
Rick Sanchez | Rick and Morty
See Morty, see this- this'll be the perr-burp-fect distraction! Put a few of these fake doors around the house, keep that jackass Jerry busy for hours--
[ Wait, no... This isn't the Real Fake Door Store or well, maybe it is? Maybe Rick opened a door that was actually a portal? Sounds kinda legit.
Turning around and finding no door, just a dusty old wall, Rick rubbed his temple with one hand, while searching through his inner lab pockets for his portal gun. The skeleton soldiers turning, alert to his presence by his half intoxicated grumbling. ]
Yeah, yeah, I don't have time for this crap. I'm out shopping with my grandson for stuff to keep his dipshit dad busy so I don't have to take him to the Jerryboree every time we go out. Cross-temporal daycare centers aren't cheap y'know!?
[ Finally finding his portal gun, Rick grinned, drool covering his bottom lip and chin. Aiming the gun at the wall, Rick raised a middle finger to the closest Skeleton. ]
Ahah! Peace among worlds, motherfucker!
[ With that said, Rick squeezed the trigger. A swirling green oval replaced part of the wall in front of him. Rick grinned as he stepped inside of it... Only to find himself landing flat on his face a few moments later, surrounded by the skeleton soldiers again. ]
Gonna sound like an impotent guy here when I say this but. That's never happened before.