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Magnus "The Hammer" Burnsides ([personal profile] disarmer) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes 2018-01-14 11:57 am (UTC)

Magnus Burnsides | The Adventure Zone

One

[ So yeah this whole situation is weird, Magnus is 60% sure it's a dream, and holy shit those crocs are huge. Huge and dangerous. So as far as he's concerned, it doesn't matter if this is a dream or not, because he's not about to let these big 'ol lizards run around eating people. Hell no. He's gonna put a stop to it.

Yep. He is going to wrestle a giant crocodile. Well, first he's going to try and shoo them away like they're pigeons or something. It's going to fail miserably and then he'll try to get one in a chokehold. ]


Heeere crocy, crocy, crocy. Lets get you out of here, huh?

[Get your bets ready ladies and gents. We're in for a wild ride. ]


Three

[ This is the end of the line for Magnus Burnsides. He lived a long, long, long life, fought some cool stuff, learned a bunch. It was great. The world will mourn the loss of this magnificent--Yeah, he's just lying on the ground. Just right on the ground, in your way.

He's dying. Everything hurts and oh god why is this happening SOS. ]

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