[ So yeah this whole situation is weird, Magnus is 60% sure it's a dream, and holy shit those crocs are huge. Huge and dangerous. So as far as he's concerned, it doesn't matter if this is a dream or not, because he's not about to let these big 'ol lizards run around eating people. Hell no. He's gonna put a stop to it.
Yep. He is going to wrestle a giant crocodile. Well, first he's going to try and shoo them away like they're pigeons or something. It's going to fail miserably and then he'll try to get one in a chokehold. ]
Heeere crocy, crocy, crocy. Lets get you out of here, huh?
[Get your bets ready ladies and gents. We're in for a wild ride. ]
Three
[ This is the end of the line for Magnus Burnsides. He lived a long, long, long life, fought some cool stuff, learned a bunch. It was great. The world will mourn the loss of this magnificent--Yeah, he's just lying on the ground. Just right on the ground, in your way.
He's dying. Everything hurts and oh god why is this happening SOS. ]
Magnus Burnsides | The Adventure Zone
Yep. He is going to wrestle a giant crocodile. Well, first he's going to try and shoo them away like they're pigeons or something. It's going to fail miserably and then he'll try to get one in a chokehold. ]
Heeere crocy, crocy, crocy. Lets get you out of here, huh?
[Get your bets ready ladies and gents. We're in for a wild ride. ]
Three
He's dying. Everything hurts and oh god why is this happening SOS. ]