[Look, the long and the short of it is that... it didn't feel any different, not really. It was the same damn thing after the Temple of Procreation: everyone else got their jam on and Tucker...well, Tucker was the same; he had even kicked the Temple and his key to make sure it was working.
There was a baseline with him, and this? Well, this was it.
So, it was no wonder that Tucker still smiled at whoever passed by, that Tucker still leaned against the nearest wall (or tried to because he misjudged the distance and stumbled a little), that he still said the magic words:] Are you a transformer, baby, because you are Optimus Fine.
[Because that, too, was baseline.
Enjoy.]
2. Confusion:
[The hardest part about being a dad was how in tune to other kids it made him. Sure, other children weren't as cute as his, weren't nearly as awesome, didn't have total noble titles and were alien ambassadors by the fifth grade, but not everyone could be perfect, right? It still didn't stop Tucker begrudgingly caring about the less fortunate.
So when the kid ran into him and Tucker was done checking to make sure his wallet was still there -- what?! he had seen a lot of movies where the kids robbed people, okay?! -- he looked around. Um, so this was weird. Really weird. Uncomfortably weird. Eyes scanned around looking for a pair of frantic parents, but saw...nothing.]
Hey, munchkin. Did you escape your kid leash or something?
[What? He used it ONCE with Junior until he gnawed through the thing in like, one bite. Don't judge.]
Lavernius Tucker | Red vs Blue
[Look, the long and the short of it is that... it didn't feel any different, not really. It was the same damn thing after the Temple of Procreation: everyone else got their jam on and Tucker...well, Tucker was the same; he had even kicked the Temple and his key to make sure it was working.
There was a baseline with him, and this? Well, this was it.
So, it was no wonder that Tucker still smiled at whoever passed by, that Tucker still leaned against the nearest wall (or tried to because he misjudged the distance and stumbled a little), that he still said the magic words:] Are you a transformer, baby, because you are Optimus Fine.
[Because that, too, was baseline.
Enjoy.]
2. Confusion:
[The hardest part about being a dad was how in tune to other kids it made him. Sure, other children weren't as cute as his, weren't nearly as awesome, didn't have total noble titles and were alien ambassadors by the fifth grade, but not everyone could be perfect, right? It still didn't stop Tucker begrudgingly caring about the less fortunate.
So when the kid ran into him and Tucker was done checking to make sure his wallet was still there -- what?! he had seen a lot of movies where the kids robbed people, okay?! -- he looked around. Um, so this was weird. Really weird. Uncomfortably weird. Eyes scanned around looking for a pair of frantic parents, but saw...nothing.]
Hey, munchkin. Did you escape your kid leash or something?
[What? He used it ONCE with Junior until he gnawed through the thing in like, one bite. Don't judge.]
3. Wildcard