[ Today is weird. Like, weirder than normal weird. It's like everyone around him has caught some kind of weird flirting virus. Which would be pretty funny except he's been hit on, like, a lot today. It was fine the first few times! Weird, but fine! He just brushed it off, thanked the people, and went off on his merry way.
It's getting out of hand, though. He's running out of polite, non-awkward ways to extract himself from these situations. ]
Hey, uh. You don't have a crush on me or anything, right? I mean if you do, that's cool! Just...I think there might be something weird going on?
[ Nailed it. ]
B. Too Many Children
[ Children are cool. A whole city full of them, though? Not so much. It's kind of dangerous, none of them seem to have parents, and...It's dangerous! His conscious isn't going to let him just let all these little rugrats run around unattended.
So he spends his time chasing them around, trying to get them all somewhere safer than just around. Someone help him. ]
Hey, watch out! I saw a bunch of snake-guys around here the other day--
Magnus Burnsides | The Adventure Zone
It's getting out of hand, though. He's running out of polite, non-awkward ways to extract himself from these situations. ]
Hey, uh. You don't have a crush on me or anything, right? I mean if you do, that's cool! Just...I think there might be something weird going on?
[ Nailed it. ]
B. Too Many Children
So he spends his time chasing them around, trying to get them all somewhere safer than just around. Someone help him. ]
Hey, watch out! I saw a bunch of snake-guys around here the other day--
C. Wildcard