lovernotafighter: (FML)
Lavernius Tucker ([personal profile] lovernotafighter) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes 2018-01-26 01:53 am (UTC)

Except get eaten by monsters or some shit.

[Yeah, way to sugarcoat it for a kid who was probably going to have nightmares, if he wasn't already. But, dude, one just had to open their eyes up and it was pretty obvious that this wasn't the safest place for a person, let alone a child. What the hell.

Maybe they had been eaten.

Fuck, this was going to fall on him to find this kid's parents, wasn't it? Because it wasn't like Tucker could let him wander around all by himself and just...find his bones tomorrow. Sure, it'd mean that he'd inherit a sweet skateboard, but not worth it.]


Well, you got a skateboard, which I could totally kick your ass at, just so you know. [He couldn't; it had been a few years since he was on one. Nine to be exact.] Where are your folks?

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