[the only reason Law recoils and even blushes a little, first, is because for a second there he did like it. But he's not used to the gods' effects only lasting for a literal minute so first there's flailing and garbling and then he takes a swing at Luffy's head]

I did not! You're seeing things if you think I liked it! Augh, why me?

[gets up, brushing off his jeans. He's already forgotten what they were talking about, though really, getting Luffy to read the file on his phone will probably be a lost cause anyway.]

Don't ever do that again. Next time I might have to kill you for it.