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test drive meme #28
Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open January 25th, and apps are open February 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.
Two quick points here as well:1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!
Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R
SCENARIO ONE: GOT ANY BREATH MINTS?
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.
It looks like this time the Door is going for a little variety. You get to enjoy a couple kinds of chaos serpents, from the video game Hexen.
Chaos serpents are bipedal reptilian creatures with three horns, in two different colors. They can bite, as with most monsters, but the real threat is their breath weapons. The green ones spit powerful fireballs, while the brown ones spit clouds of poisonous gas. If you're lucky, they'll fight each other instead of you - but who ever gets lucky here?]
L O V E
SCENARIO TWO: ONE MINUTE IN HEAVEN
[Remember that first rush of infatuation, when your heart beats fast and your cheeks get red and you feel like you could do anything - anything - to get your crush's attention? Maybe you don't. Maybe you're too level-headed for that. Well, not anymore.
Now, whenever you meet a new person, you feel one solid minute of the most intense crush you've ever had. Their hair! Those eyes! Those incredibly attractive arm muscles! That tinkling laugh! Maybe you're the type to get nervous, maybe you'll swallow seven packets of hot sauce to show how cool you are, maybe you'll just lay down your very best pickup lines. Maybe more than one of the above - there are so many ways to embarrass yourself in 60 seconds!
But then time's up, and your insta-crush is gone, and now you get to deal with the consequences. What did you say? What did you do? That laugh you thought was beautiful and tinkling turns out to be obnoxious and honking. Also, you're pretty sure you just hit on your neighbor. But hey... maybe they actually are pretty hot, and you just made the first move. It's possible!]
C O N F U S I O N
SCENARIO THREE: THE PITTER PATTER OF LITTLE FEET
[There you were, minding your own business, when you suddenly fell into a deep sleep. Not that you remember that - now all you remember is being a child, as your consciousness has taken the form of your younger self. Here's your opportunity to run around and get into all the trouble you could hope for!
Or maybe you didn't become a child - maybe someone else did. Did some random kid just run up to you, confused and a little scared, or possibly just obnoxious? It'd be nice of you to help them out. Unless you hate kids, and hey, who can blame you? They're loud and somehow their little hands always seem to be sticky. Still. Make sure they don't run straight into the monsters outside the city, all right?
This is a mini version of our Hope of a Child event this month.]
Hvitserk Ragnarsson | Vikings
[Hvitserk stumbled a little, still trying to get his bearings. The large lizard-like creature was likely going to make that difficult, however.
He blinked, scarcely believing that what he was seeing was real, but the fireball that scorched his shoulder as he barely managed to roll out of the way and draw his sword was very real. He looked from his slightly singed tunic to the hulking beast, raising his shield he tried to assess whether or not to fight this dragon or retreat to a more advantageous position.
That's when he realized he wasn't exactly alone in this fight.] Hey! Hey, are you alright?
2. Love
[Suddenly very aware of how disheveled he likely looked, Hvitserk tried to quickly, but discreetly straighten his armor and clothing, running a hand lightly over his hair to make sure that there weren't any pieces sticking out haphazardly. Shit. He likely shouldn't have been staring that whole time either.
Clearing his throat, he looked at the ground for a moment before making eye contact again, trying to stand up a little straighter, aiming for flirtatious, but strong.]
Hello. [His hopeful little smile sort of ruined the whole tough, deadly Viking vibe he'd been going for.]
3. Wildcard
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He hasn't answered Hvitserk, his eyes scanning their surroundings before pointing to what appears to be a better vantage point. They might be able to see a way to escape or at least have time to formulate a plan of attack if nothing else. ]
Over there. Run. [ His voice didn't leave room for his younger brother to question, all the same he grabbed his shoulder and pushed him in the direction he intended. ]
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Keeping his shield up to guard their backs, he gave his brother a nod and moved in that direction. He'd been too busy dodging fireballs to even spot the narrow hallway. It'd be good, the creature wouldn't be able to follow them. Hopefully, it wouldn't light them up while they were retreating.
Once in, he paused, waiting for his brother, before going deeper down the hallway.]
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What were those things?
[ Ubbe asks as they make their way down the hallway and he's hoping to some place safer for the moment. His mind was still trying to wrap around the strange creatures like something out of old stories that Floki would tell. ]
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... Dragons? [Ubbe's guess was as good as his, honestly.
He kept close after looking back a few times to make sure the thing hadn't somehow managed to squeeze into the hallway after them.] We should go back... With both of us, we could kill it. [It was definitely wishful thinking.]
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I think it would be wiser if we did not, though. Don't you?
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But... What if it does not stay in here? Or... [He's wracking his brain trying to think of something that might convince his brother to decide to fight this thing with him.] What if other people run into it?
Come on, Ubbe. It can't breathe fire in two directions at once! [Or, at least, he doesn't think it can.]
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Love
He doesn't recall his name, only his face as the face of the young Viking who had come with his older brother Ubbe. ]
Hello? [ There's a bit of a question to it, because the smile and the whole of his body language is quite odd and conflicting with anything he knew of him previously. ]
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Um. You are the Saxon? I don't remember your name. [He was surprised he could understand him just fine.] Hvitserk. Ragnarsson. We met... before.
You look... nice. Today. [He wrinkled his nose slightly as he fumbled for something to say, not at all impressed with what had ended up coming out of his mouth.]
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I am Alfred. [ He adds no titles, no need to mention that he had been a Prince then and he is now King. ]
Today? I did not look nice before? [ He smiles at Hvitserk, his question clearly meant to tease. ]
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His ears turned a little red at Alfred's question and he gave him a sheepish look.]
Ehh. Well. It... was dark. [He caught the teasing gleam to Alfred's smile after stumbling over the excuse, which just had him smiling and looking even more sheepish than before.]
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It was a bit dark. [ Alfred agreed and there's a smile after. It's odd, though, that speaking of that particular instance doesn't bring more malice. He's not sure what is going on with this Viking. ]
Are you sure you're alright?
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Have you ever thought of braiding your hair? [Hvitserk seems unable to keep himself from reaching out to run his fingers through it.] Not that it doesn't look good like it is! [His face fell a little.] And... you Saxons do not often do that, do you? [He smiles again softly.] Still.
[His eyes suddenly lit up.] I could braid it for you.
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love;
Hey, dude. You're new here, I'm guessing?
[ That's a safe enough conversation to have, probably. ]
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He smiled softly, nodding, even if he couldn't remember what her question was.
Suddenly, he did remember what she'd asked him and he realized he should really say something back instead of just staring and smiling at her.]
You are new as well?
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Not one where they have women, maybe. Or maybe not modern women. She doesn't mind the stare but it's definitely been a while since she's received this kind of attention so immediately. ]
I'm not, no. Kind of old hat in this place, but- I'd be happy to help ya' out, if you want it.
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Do I need help? [He rubbed the back of his neck and looked around a bit, obviously a little lost and uncertain.] Where are we? [Not that it really felt like it mattered all that much at the moment because he was here with her... wherever they were.]
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You're in a city called Hadriel, dude.
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Alright. [He nodded slowly.] And... wait... how? [Yup, it had just dawned on him that he definitely had no recollection as to how he'd gone from point A to point B.]
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Fear
This one has fire, but it also squeals when it gets hit by napalm.
Cool. That means it can die.
Ephemera is feeling pretty happy about the prospect of this thing's loud and very messy death, until he notices someone else.
Someone with a fucking sword and shield.
Now, a few months ago he would have pretty much screamed in frustration, but if Hadriel has taught him anything, the people here are resourceful. Even if they really should be using guns.
Ephemera grunts, lifting his arm and blasting the thing with napalm again.]
Flank me. If it gets too close, stab the shit out of it.
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He turned back to watch in awe as the thing screeched in pain, his new comrade had a weapon somewhat like a crossbow but it fired like he'd never seen before. It stumbled and then fell, still screeching horribly. Without thinking, Hvitserk walked over to it and swung his axe down on its head, putting it out of its misery before turning back to look at the stranger. Strange weapons and stranger armor.] Thanks?
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Uh huh.
[He deactivates the flame thrower.]
You all right?
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Seemingly prompted by Ephemera's question, he glanced down at himself, going through something of a mental checklist before nodding.] Fine, yeah. [He frowned a little as he spotted the bit of singed fabric on his shoulder, pulling at it to assess the damage.]
Are you... a dwarf? [They were in a cave, so his best guess was Svartalfheim and the bizarre, but awesome looking armor immediately had him thinking dwarves, who were known for their blacksmithing.]
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[Apparently the armor is pretty unique to his world. Ephemera is a little proud of that.
The next question gives him pause.]
A what now?
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[He sounded even less certain now.]
Uh. There are stories about a race of people where I am from who dwell in an underground land. They're skilled miners and the best blacksmiths and inventors in all the nine worlds. I thought maybe... you were one of them.
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