Never Have I Ever

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The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[redwinekindofgirl]

[s i p . . .]

[tongueamok]

[How is it so many people who don't look like they'd be murderers are murderers.]

[redwinekindofgirl]

... Hey, don't look at me like that. When someone wants to eat you, you shoot them or you die.

[tongueamok]

Like a cannibal?

[redwinekindofgirl]

Like zombies.

[tongueamok]

Oh, those are undead. That's not particularly murder, now is it?

[redwinekindofgirl]

I know what they are. [Deadeyes. Your whole world doesn't get taken over by them without you knowing.]

And I used to think that, too. Maybe they're different where you come from, but the zombies where I'm from aren't all the way gone. Not... not all of them.

[tongueamok]

Are they greater undead, then? Like the vampires?

[redwinekindofgirl]

[Squint.

Sir are you drunk.]

Zombies and vampires aren't the same thing. Have you never read a book?

[tongueamok]

[Return squint.]

I didn't say they were. I asked if the zombies of your world are like the vampires. Greater undead. Undead who are sapient enough for cognition, but still monsters.

[redwinekindofgirl]

There aren't any vampires in my world. Just the Living, and the Dead. And they're not all monsters.

[tongueamok]

But they're the dead. The undead, rather.

[redwinekindofgirl]

That doesn't mean killing them isn't murder. Not when there could be another way for some of them.

[But she grimaces slightly.]

Some of them, not so much. I'll kill boneys all day long and call it Christmas.

[tongueamok]

I assume these 'boneys' are animated skeletons.

[redwinekindofgirl]

Ssssort of? I mean... they're not just... skeletons. [Okay, now she looks kind of uncomfortable.]

They're zombies too, but... further gone. Too far gone, I'd bet. There's something weird about them.

[Apart from the fact they're dead and still walking around.]