The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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( People who really need to play "don't judge me, but"... )

Never... had a pet.

( So let's go lame and impersonal. )

[Hmmmm.]

I don't think Prompto counts.

... Depends what you're into.

( Katherine no. )

[s i g h .]

I dare say no one would know that better than you, Katherine.

( What else did you expect really? )

This really a moment that calls for my full name?

( What are you, her bank? )

Mm, I thought so.

[Kate, do you really want to start with him? You know how he gets.]

Did you think it was too much?

( It does get a soft laugh from Kate. )

Never thought it suited me.

( It sounds more formal than she'll ever be. )

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claritatis - 2018-03-05 21:03 (UTC) - Expand

[Hey, Lance can drink to this one now!]

I never did until this last month.

( Okay she's seen the general life status of this place so... )

How'd that happen?

I have Dr. Brennan's fennec fox, Sandy. I think she got her originally from Chris, who had a roommate that left who she belonged to.

[This poor little fox has lost a lot of owners.]

( Oh, the weird things that came through that time Hakkai became a demon. Right. Now she remembers. There used to be one that hung around the clinic a lot, always trying to get food from her. )

Oh them? Didn't think there were any of them around still.

Yeah, I think there are a few more, but last I knew Will Graham had most of them.

[And he hasn't talked to Will in some time, so who knows what's up with them at this point especially after the city moved.]

They're pretty cool pets though, or at least Sandy is.

[He already loves the ridiculous little fox okay it's obvious.]

( She hasn't met the bloke to know, sadly. )

S'pose they look better than whatever Carlisle kept.

( She's sure she was told the name of those things but it was so long ago. )

[ Guzzles. ]

Not even a pet rabbit?

( Shakes her head. )

Nothing.

( Though if you subscribe to certain definitions of "small animal companion that stalked her for a while" she may be lying about this. )

What a pity.

[ Do animals that stalk you get to be defined as pets? XD ]

I wish I had my favorite horse here. Elf horses are smart and very self-aware. Gwath understood the Elvish languages, and his face was so expressive that I could almost swear he could talk! And it was the same for my hunting dogs, and my brother's.

You've never had the chance to ride a horse? Or interact with a canine?

Never rode a horse, no.

( She's a little disgruntled about that, not going to lie. )

Have met dogs. Not like other people didn't have pets.

Do you get along with the animals you have met?

Yes you did. You had a cat.

( give her a moment... )

That fox thing? Thing just followed me around. Not like I kept it.

( She doesn't count it. )

[Okay ouch.....

And he's got no choice but to drink. His dog got hit by a car when he was little. And he saw it. And once again he blames his luck for it.]

( Jeez, Koma. Why. )

[Takes a drink.]

Get a mabari, if you can. Most loyal companions ever.

A what?

Mabari. They're magically-bred war dogs from my world, super intelligent and social. If one imprints on you, you have a friend for life.