bloodbrine: (♠ 15)
sᴛᴏʀᴍ ᴀᴅᴍɪʀᴀʟ ᴍᴇʀʟᴡʏʙ ʙʟᴏᴇꜰʜɪsᴡʏɴ ([personal profile] bloodbrine) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes 2016-03-03 05:39 am (UTC)

[ -> No Plans to Die
-> Don't Feel Like Being Reckless


------> Grabs steak knife

IKAR PLEASE. If it wasn't obvious before, it should be by now: Merlwyb is judging you super hard. Any regular pirate worth his or her salt would just let the sacrificial lamb with the butter knife run in one direction while they fled to safety the other way.
Sadly, Merlwyb cannot in good conscience allow an adventurer to fling themselves into the jaws of a waiting wendigo. A shame, really. ]


Absolutely not. They would be upon you before you went two paces from the threshold.

[ Bam. Shut down.
The Admiral closes her eyes briefly, pinching the bridge of her nose between a forefinger and thumb. ]


We needs must think on this carefully. There is no margin for foolish errors.

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