[Yo dog, I heard you like not being murdered by monsters, so here's some kid in a goofy costume who is probably just as clueless as you are. Sounds promising, yeah? He may be completely freaked out and confused by literally everything right now, but someone shouting for help is easy to figure out. Honestly, doing the Spider-man thing would really be a welcome distraction from all this other fuckness.
Tracking the guy's voice is the easy part, deciding how he wants to tackle the monster problem is probably going to be pretty tricky. Or not, since he doesn't bother stopping to come up with a strategy. He just shoots some webs at the thing and yanks it away from the dude in the shackles, right into his own personal space. Well oops, huh.]
Ooh wow, this was actually a pretty bad idea.
[The good news is that the monster is pretty thoroughly distracted, the less great news is the monster all up in Spidey's grill.]
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Tracking the guy's voice is the easy part, deciding how he wants to tackle the monster problem is probably going to be pretty tricky. Or not, since he doesn't bother stopping to come up with a strategy. He just shoots some webs at the thing and yanks it away from the dude in the shackles, right into his own personal space. Well oops, huh.]
Ooh wow, this was actually a pretty bad idea.
[The good news is that the monster is pretty thoroughly distracted, the less great news is the monster all up in Spidey's grill.]
Hey uh, you! Mister! Hobble that way, I'll catch up. Uh. Maybe? We'll see.