toiletseat_girl: (you're not rid of me)
George Lass ([personal profile] toiletseat_girl) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes 2018-06-30 01:15 am (UTC)

I don't think Google works here.

[she saw that coming. and how about another dose of weird?]

Not exactly.
I died in my world back in 2003.
That's when shit got weird.
Long story short, I became a Grim Reaper and had to take the souls of people who were gonna die and send them on to the afterlife.
I'm technically undead.
But not in a creepy zombie way.
It just means I heal real fast, I don't technically have to eat or drink or breathe, I can't get drunk, I'm never gonna be any older than eighteen, and while I'm here, I'm immortal.

[she so did not buy it. not in the least. NOPE]

Okay.
If you change your mind, you can always ask later.

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