toiletseat_girl: (I've got a mind full of wicked designs)
George Lass ([personal profile] toiletseat_girl) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes 2018-07-01 12:35 am (UTC)

Badly.
No way to look up "how to cook roast monster" on the internet.
And Amazon doesn't deliver to this planet, either, so forget about buying a nice, distracting book.
I do have a book, if you wanna borrow it?

[which is a sign of how much she likes him already. she doesn't make that offer to just anyone. she is very protective of her book. possibly the one and only readable book on the planet, if you don't count Dr. Brennan's trashy romance thriller]

Yes, really.
Totally not messing with you. This is real.
Literally a Grim Reaper.
One of many.
You have been. Freaky, huh?
I'm positive I'm not messing with you.
Reapers are my world's unique feature.


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