Don't I wish.
We had a library, but the books were filled with gibberish.
And then the Null burned it down anyway.

[he better, that book has serious sentimental value for George]

Sounds like your world is quite a party.
Someone like me could just slip between the shadows.
Eternal youth, immortality, it could be a sweet gig.
And trust me, it's not that nuts.
What it is, is a 24/7 job with no pay and no benefits.