[fortunately, Law doesn't take such suspicions too seriously. By all rights he should be less flippant, and most days he is, but a good portion of his vaunted veneer of self-control has been ripped away by omg it's a real ninja and he's not weird like Raizou...

He smirks vaguely, shrugging again.]

Sometimes it's the only way to have fun. I wouldn't bother to show up if it wasn't occasionally successful. [does this guy doubt that he's capable? Maybe not the best time to be a complete showoff.] Sometimes people you know show up. Sometimes the monsters turn out to be much more edible than the canned food in the shops. Not these, obviously. [with a disdainful nod toward the jelly remnants beyond] One never knows unless one investigates for themselves.

[(it's no big mystery, a pirate would never condone law enforcement!)]