Prison sounds a hell of a lot better than kidnapping. [He's here against his will, he's not sure what else to call it. It's not like he jumped in and went "Hey, it's a good day to dive through a random portal into a strange world with monsters and turkey". He just came, waking up in a place that makes less sense than the infernal realms.

Now that he thinks about it, it's like a crazy trip down the rabbit hole. But he's not going to bother long with that train of thought.]

I'd like to see them try to make me wear a jumpsuit. [If his lack of shirt if any indication, Dante doesn't go with most people's idea of fashion. Or safe outerwear for warm weather.] Who's in charge here anyway?