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Dante ([personal profile] often_impaled) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes 2019-01-05 05:05 am (UTC)

Fun stuff. [His tone implies that it's anything but, though. With Dante, at least you don't have to wonder if he's being sarcastic or not.] You know, it'd be a hell of a lot better for everyone if humans kept out of the occult. Just sayin'.

[Dante blinks, and shakes his head. This is a big question, and hard to answer.] Well, there's a lot to it. There's demons, devils, demonic animals and spirits, demonically touched and altered people and even items too. And there's the whole theory of the Infernal planes and it's counterparts. Which is all boring. [He huffs.] You get some weirdos that are human sized, spider demons that explode with spider demon babies when they die, that's gross as all hell, demons that look like whale-snakes that are big enough to fit cities into, and the worst? Demons that look like people, and act like 'em too. But wait, there's more.

[Dante stops to take another bite or two. That was a mouthful.] Too much more.

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