[Man, if that's not a familiar voice. Not that he was around the kid all that often, but it's hard to not recognize the only kid that'd been on the moon base, right? Which might be why he's rubbing at his face and turning towards him.]

It's not even the graffiti I'm worried about, I'd just rather something more... creative than that if I'm going to be dunked on. [Of course that would be his complaint about the whole thing.]

Guessing creativity isn't really a thing around here?