Red and blue will never go out of style. Probably because it's tacky and was never in style to begin with, but I can't win 'em all.

[Buuut yeah maybe that's enough goofing, time to start addressing the half million questions. And get down off the squirming pile of web and monster. Gross, dude.]

Okay. So... I've been here for a while. I've seen some pretty crazy, pretty unnerving stuff lately, I've seen like, nightmares that give nightmares nightmares, but-- and don't take this the wrong way, but you're kind of freaking me out the most? And wow, that sounds really rude and mean when I say it out loud, doesn't it. Crap, too late, I can't take it back now.

[please help this boy]