[Whaaaaaaat this guy is literally a baby. Which, honestly just raises even more, slightly more alarming concerns?? But at the very least now Peter can confidently say that this definitely isn't his future son from the year 2050 or something. Not that that would be possible anyway what with the whole Thanos thing, aaaand the fact that Peter has zero luck with girls anyway, but man you just never know.]

I-- wow, yeah, everything you just said? Yes. All of that. I definitely thought I was the only one. Like, I literally had a conversation with a dude like a week ago about this exact thing. Different universe, though. That totally checks out.

[Like that's the least mind blowing part of this whole conversation, if only because Peter's been living here with people from different universes for a few months.

And then he realizes that he's being totally rude while his brain does that whole logic thing. The kid introduced himself Peter get your shit together. He tugs his own mask off and probably looks kind of like he's still freaking out a little on the inside, but this is just his normal face don't worry about it.]

Um, y-yeah, you're... I'm Peter. Parker. Wow, I don't think I could have made this introduction anymore awkward if I tried. How-- how do you know who I am?