itsnotaonesie: movieconnoisseur (what i was totally listening)
Peter Parker ([personal profile] itsnotaonesie) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes 2019-02-22 01:25 am (UTC)

Fear (double spider i think yes)

[Now normally when the Door starts pulling it's weirdo monster shenanigans, the monsters are actually like. Monsters. These things are more like rejected food themed Pokemon. Honestly, this Peter isn't taking them seriously, to the point that he didn't even bother to suit up before he headed out to help this month's new arrivals. I mean there's one with a fork sticking out of it's head, like, seriously? They can't be that dangerous, even if they are setting off the ol' spider-sense.

Admittedly, this Peter has recently gotten into the not super great habit of trying to tune out his spider-sense. It feels like all it takes to set it off anymore is like, a bee farting in the next room, so the five or six months he's been here have done his nerves no favors. Either way, it's really his own fault that one of the samurai meatballs catches him off guard.

Thankfully, there's some one-liner dropping dude popping in and kicking that sucker away before it has a chance to shank ya boi with it's weirdly adorable little sword what even are these monsters.]


I-- y-yeah, I'm. Great. I'm great. Uh, thanks. For, y'know, assaulting a meatball for me. Dumpling? Whatever.

[If he seems annoyed, it's not because of this new guy. New guy's good in his book. Letting himself let his guard down though? Kind of annoyed at himself.]

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