theweakhavepurpose: (It'll never be okay)
Deputy Pratt ([personal profile] theweakhavepurpose) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes 2019-02-24 06:43 pm (UTC)

I don't think you get much of a choice in the matter.

[Look, he's not happy about it either, hence why he's keeping track down to the day of how long he's been here.]

I'm Pratt. Hey, 6 months and I stopped introducing myself as a Deputy, go me. I'm getting better at that. Now let's see here.

[It's scratching time. How about this box... and.. that one. Hmm. This one too? Getting closer. One more aaaaand...]

Well. I won something.

[The card poofs from his hand in a tiny puff of smoke and a two foot tall unicorn plush appears at his feet.]

It works I guess.

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