Kid, you are lucky I found you!

[It's okay, dude, Kamina's used to protecting people who can't fight. Luckily, he actually does know how to use that sword of his, and as the first rat lunges at him, he delivers an upward slice to its paw. There's definitely at least one more rat coming, though, and it's coming from Yosuke's left, from the alley there.]

I have no idea what TV world is, but you're here with us now, underground! I promise, I'm as real as they get!