[Pretty self-explanatory. Self-explsansatory. Eh, that one's a reach. Man, a whoopee cushion would be great right about now. Pity he didn't have one in his pocket when he showed up. What he did have was a couple packets of ketchup that he hasn't had the heart to squeeze out yet.]
You know, I hear that stuff could be dangerous. Guess I never figured how much.
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[Pretty self-explanatory. Self-explsansatory. Eh, that one's a reach. Man, a whoopee cushion would be great right about now. Pity he didn't have one in his pocket when he showed up. What he did have was a couple packets of ketchup that he hasn't had the heart to squeeze out yet.]
You know, I hear that stuff could be dangerous. Guess I never figured how much.
[Heh. That one was a rib.]