avephoenix: (i touched a dick in church today)
Faith Carr ([personal profile] avephoenix) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes2016-11-13 05:00 pm

stay thirsty, my friends




rate dat ass / would you tap that




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- comment with header: character | canon
- comment with an image or a link to an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around ICly rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???


lovingly taken from here

[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-11-14 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Boo. See, this is why you need me. I see opportunity.
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[personal profile] hornrims 2016-11-14 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe an opportunity for someone else. Not my bag.

[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-11-14 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't like sex?
hornrims: (pic#8078349)

[personal profile] hornrims 2016-11-14 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That's really none of your business.

[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-11-14 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
We're working together, aren't we?
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[personal profile] hornrims 2016-11-14 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Not in a brothel.

[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-11-14 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing wrong with brothels. 'sides, things are what we might call contentious. Gotta watch out for every opportunity we can get.
hornrims: (pic#10074461)

[personal profile] hornrims 2016-11-14 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone can work in one if they want to. I don't want to.

I don't like most people, and I sure as hell wouldn't want them touching me. It's not happening.

[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-11-14 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I did for a while. It wasn't so bad. [Granted she wasn't actually sleeping with anyone, just hustling them at cards. But life's tricky like that. Gotta make do.]

Okay. It's just an angle. Gotta work some of 'em.