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Faith Carr ([personal profile] avephoenix) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes2016-11-13 05:00 pm

stay thirsty, my friends




rate dat ass / would you tap that




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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-11-14 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's a curious thing to say. Maketh doesn't trust it.] Then why mention them at all?

[Perhaps as a warning. Look what I am, what I can do to you.

Well, she can play that game too.]


I am an Officer of the Imperial Court. If the situation requires the death of my enemies, then I will crush them underfoot.

[How many times has she repeated that exact phrase?]

It's quite simple, Will Graham. You'd hardly be the first.
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[personal profile] feelslikeimspilling 2016-11-14 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Like she trusts him anyway? He simply shrugs his shoulders a little. ]

Look, Maketh. I'm not afraid of you, I don't want to die because I don't want to be brought back here... And I'm not one of your men, as much as you like to imply your dominance over me, you can't actually make me do anything I don't want to.

We got off on the wrong foot and I've allowed to let you push me about, but that's as far as it goes. Cat and mouse never ends well, for the cat too sometimes.
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-11-14 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But you are a threat to the people under my protection.

[Thus the standstill. He won't behave and he continues to act irrationally. An unpleasant combination if ever there were.

She gives him a very flat look.]


Continue to push me and you'll discover exactly what I am capable of. You are going to toe the damn line. Stay out of my way and the way of my guardsmen. Threaten them in any way and I will contain you. That is understood, isn't it?
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[personal profile] feelslikeimspilling 2016-11-15 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
So who's going to protect me?! Here I'm just a civilian, just Will Graham. Where's your duty to me?

[ Oh, of course, he won't behave, it's not in him to do so. He likes his space and freedom and can't stand when pushy people try and meddle with his private space.

Will gives her the exact same look back, mirrored like a reflection in the water. ]


Oh, it's understood alright... And you understand it goes both ways?

[ Oh boy, why is he threatening her back? He really knows he shouldn't but she did start it. He just wanted to come curiously to see if anyone had noticed him. Should have known Maketh would butt in. she's the reason he can't have nice things. ]
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-11-15 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
My duty to you will begin when you show restraint and control of yourself. Until then you are a threat.

[Threats, civilian or otherwise - and he is certainly no civilian, whatever he might say - are dealt with.]

Threaten me all you like. It's been done by men far worse than you ever could be and shall accomplish nothing.
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[personal profile] feelslikeimspilling 2016-11-15 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Will's sure he knows some men or at least one man that Maketh would struggle to understand and contain. But Will's glad he isn't here, he's part of the reason for most of his problems. So yea, we'll leave that puppy out in the cold. ]

This feels like it goes deeper than just your service to protect here. This is starting to feel very personal. You just don't like me, do you? But you can't just let me settle, can you?
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[personal profile] mismanagement 2016-11-15 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maketh just gives him a flat look.] Of course I don't like you. You are a nuance.
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[personal profile] feelslikeimspilling 2016-11-16 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ That simply made Will smile. It was kind of satisfying to know that. A part of him felt she found him to interesting to leave him in peace. And that was fine, most people did. ]