►Post with your character saying something to different people - as many or as few as you like.◄ ◄ONE CATCH: They can't say who these things are to!► ►React to other people and stuff.◄
I meant for me, you self-centered prick. You wanna get me to start talking about my oh noes angsty past you'd better be prepared for a shit-ton of waterworks.
[ALL RIGHT FINE this is what he gets for purposeful misinterpretation. Sometimes being jokey and ironic in his misdirection works. Sometimes, not so much.]
All right, all right. I hear ya.
[Putting those good listening skills to work, see?]
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['Course, it's easier to blame yourself for this shit. He'd know better than anybody.]
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'Cause from my experience... doesn't stop you from feelin' like shit, either way.
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[Sorry about that. For what it's worth.]
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Should be, at least.
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[Okay wow he should stop talking now.]
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[Ouch. that might've been too harsh.]
It's cool, I can deal. You don't wanna hear me bitchin' and moanin' anyway, trust me.
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Well, hey. I hear I've got a great ear for a guy with no ears.
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[He barks out a laugh. It sounds false to his own ears.]
Maybe I'll tell you about it sometime. You might wanna bring tissues for it, though.
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[Don't mean he can't bring his listening ossicles.]
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I meant for me, you self-centered prick. You wanna get me to start talking about my oh noes angsty past you'd better be prepared for a shit-ton of waterworks.
I'm a gentle soul, after all.
[His smirk says otherwise.]
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All right, all right. I hear ya.
[Putting those good listening skills to work, see?]
Pencil it in sometime.