dankmemes | test drive meme #16

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open January 24th, and apps are open February 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: THE CREEPY CRAWLIES
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

Watch out as you explore the streets of Hadriel, because you're not alone, and there's always something lurking in the shadows, waiting to impale you on its giant claws and crunch your bones between its mandibles. That's right, this time the Door is bringing you bugs from Starship Troopers, in all their giant and disgusting glory!

Bugs are, well, giant insects that come in all shapes and sizes, depending on the rank, and are way too tall or too heavy than they have any right to be. They can move quickly, most of them have the ability to fly, and their exo-skeletons means that it's difficult to really hurt them unless you've got some muscles on you. Or a really big boot, I guess.]

C O N F U S I O N

SCENARIO TWO: WHO'S THAT IN THE MIRROR?
[Something's lurking in the dark. Something that really wants to ruin your day by any means necessary- that includes preying on your darkest fears, or just, you know, simply killing you. But that's not a problem, right? You're big and tough! Except, so is this creature out to get you. And it knows all of your weaknesses and insecurities too because, well... it is you.

Doubles of characters will be flooding the city and attempting to ruin the originals lives by whatever means necessary. This generally involves killing the original and then impersonating them, but it can also mean killing people you love or just bringing up your awkward teenage years to traumatize you in front of all your new cool friends.

What can you do to stop it? Well, you could kill them first, that certainly won't require a few trips to therapy later! There's always locking them away, or maybe trying to befriend them because hey, who's better at ruining your life than you?

This is a mini version of our Dead Ringers event this month!]

T R A N Q U I L I T Y

SCENARIO THREE: CAN YOU JUST LIKE, CHILL FOR A SEC?
[Embrace tranquility! Or rather, get pulled, kicking and screaming into an event during which you magically have to find some chill, or else Tranquility will force chill upon you.

For this prompt, characters will find themselves in a state of sudden peace and calm, without much anger or meanness to go around. That guy you hate? Maybe you should give him a peace offering. The chick who stole your girlfriend? Maybe you should congratulate her! Everything is peaceful and everything is... sorta gray.

Don't get me wrong, it's nice to be able to relax, but we have an emotional spectrum for a reason. Pretty soon, the tranquility of this might turn into something a little creepy, even Stepfordish... but it's hard to really care when everything is so damn pleasant, right?]

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[And a firm handshake to boot! What a swell dude.]

That's a mouthful. So it's not your name...

[Apparently he thinks the sword compensation is something he'll eventually figure out.]

Hey, no problem! I'm a professional, after all. You got any idea how many more there are out there?

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[ Gladiolus shoots him a look. Buddy, you won't find anything small on Gladio... But he says nothing of the sort. ]

My guess? Too damn many.

[ He looks over his shoulder. Sure enough, there's still quite the swarm out there. ]

Probably better to retreat for now. Unless you wanna spend the rest of the day and the rest of your explosives on these things.

[I'd say you'd get used to it, but people usually don't.]

Don't get me wrong, that sounds like a dream. Problem is, I burnt through most of my supply with that last one. I can find more, but those damn things outpace me just by walking.

[So as much as he still wants to blow those things up, he'd rather keep what few limbs he still has. Shelter doesn't sound like a bad idea at this point, at least until he can come up with a better plan.]

[ Gladio probably doesn't have the patience to, tbqh ]

Sounds like we better make a retreat before those things get any ideas.

[ Don't mind if they do! Quite frankly, Gladio would set up camp if this were back home but the camps here probably don't have wards like they do in Eos... might as well just keep walking for now. But fret not, Junkrat, he'll look over his shoulder every now and again to make sure you haven't fallen behind. ]

Roight.

[So mind him while he packs up what he can in a pachwork napsack. It's true, he doesn't have much left; some might even wonder if it's worth bringing along, but to a scavenger, it's always waste not, want not.

At first, Junkrat doesn't realize that Gladio is keeping such a close eye on him. Most of his focus is dedicated to staying alert of their surroundings -- constantly assessing the area around him to take inventory of architecture can be used as protection when shit hits the fan. Only is it by chance that when Junkrat looks up, he catches sight of Gladio checking on him over his shoulder. Junkrat's brows knit and raise in shock. He figured the other was just a slow walker by nature, but he's actually...waiting on him?

While Junkrat is distracted by this realization, an oversized flier lands behind him, sending a rumble through the floor, making a horrible cricket-rattle. Against his better judgement, Junkrat turns to look over his shoulder at it.]

Oh, hell.

[ Gladio's a nice guy, what can I say. It comes with the bodyguard territory. Of course looking back also means Gladio sees the bug monster land just short of Junkrat, and by the time it does Gladio is already rushing towards it. ]

Look out! [ I mean, Junkrat might not actually need help but Gladio's sure not going to stand by and watch him get attacked. He draws his sword out of the air and moves to run past him, ready to stab the oversized blade through the bug's gross face. Bug willing, of course. ]

[No, he most definitely needs the help. The only reason he's been able to survive this long is that he's been using this place's weird architecture to his advantage to keep a healthy distance between their mouths and his crunchy bits.

Which is what he's going to do right now.

Gladio's all more than welcome to make a fillet of this thing - but if he ever tries to take inventory of Junkrat's position, Gladio will find that he's practically just up and disappeared.

The oversized bug, on the other hand, seems to be rather upset with Gladio with ruining the opportunity to snatch an easy meal. His blade lands, but the hard carapace redirects the momentum, leaving a nasty gash in its natural armor. It doesn't seem to help let out some steam.

The oversized insect chitters angrily before going in to take off one of those arms of Gladio's. That ought to take care of the sword problem.]

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