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test drive meme #17

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open February 22nd, and apps are open March 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: SHOOTING HOOPS
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

There you are, calmly exploring this super cool cave city, when all of a sudden you see something roll toward you. What could that possibly be? Why, it seems the Door has brought in some hoop snakes, which are definitely real.

Hoop snakes are poisonous and aggressive reptiles, able to pursue fleeing prey by grasping their tail in their jaws and rolling after them like a wheel. Wow, so efficient! Hard to get away from, though, and kind of... terrifying? If you want to get away, you better be a fast runner. Or maybe you should climb something. Good luck!]

S O R R O W

SCENARIO TWO: YOU GOT THE BLUES
[You woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed. Not the angry side - the sad side. Somehow, everything just seems to be going wrong, and you don't know why. You were out of milk for your cereal, the fruit you picked just yesterday is already going bad, and instead of getting frustrated all you want to do is feel sorry for yourself.

Even the good things aren't going too well. Maybe your friend just told you your hair looks nice today - doesn't that mean it looks bad the rest of the time? Probably. They've just been too nice to tell you. And your crush smiled at you - that probably means they know about your feelings and are getting ready to let you down easy. That's the only explanation.

No matter what happens, your mind is giving you the worst, most depressing interpretation. You can try to fight it and be aggressively upbeat - or maybe you just want to cry on somebody's shoulder. Yeah. That sounds good right about now.]

D E L I G H T

SCENARIO THREE: PUCKER UP
[For once, Hadriel looks rather lovely, all covered in snow and seasonal! Sure, it's not quite the right season anymore, but who really knows what month it is? Not the residents, and certainly not the gods. But for whatever reason, Delight has decided there should be snow on the ground and ugly sweaters in the shops.

And, of course, mistletoe. On your wanderings around the city, you may find yourself under the mistletoe with a friend or a stranger or even an enemy. Regardless of who they are and how you really feel about them, the mistletoe will give you a gentle compulsion to plant a kiss right on those appealing lips of theirs. You can resist if you want - it won't force you - but don't you kind of want to go for it?

This is a mini version of our Kissmas event this month!]

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Fear ~~Why did it have to be snakes?~~

[ The cave was really nice to explore. One of Poe’s many adventures lead him to the inside of a cave. That place certainly was interesting, the people there very religious over their egg. A small smile creeps across his lips as he recalls that particular mission. That mission alone was very long to complete but well worth it in the end. Poe glances around the cave look taking in the ledges, how deep they go in, or how tall they are. There seemed to be spots that could be climbable.

As he continues on, he notices something goes rolling past him while hissing. An eyebrow slowly lifts upward. Something in that matter generally doesn’t happen everyday. He hears another one coming and moves to the side. But he didn’t expect the next one to be coming faster. Poe glances behind him to see several of these hoops advancing on him.

The hissing sound was the concerning part along with how many of them. There was at least six all different speeds. Poe makes a break for it as he dodges one of them coming his way. The dodge isn’t the most graceful since he almost loses his footing. But he gains balance as he starts running. ]

What kind of monster is that?

[ He dodges another hissing hoop that rolls on by before starting up the side of the cave. Poe grabs hold of a rock and another trying to pull himself up. There’s a hissing hoop near, it’s getting closer and closer. He’s just inches away from pulling himself up onto the ledge. Maybe a little help would be appreciated? ]

Delight

[ The weather hadn’t been fun for Poe. He was used to a much warmer climate before showing up here. As much as the snow looked pretty Poe would rather stay warm. The clothing options that the stores had wasn’t what he thought he would be wearing. So, he would be dressed in an ugly sweater, but as plain as one could get. The only thing ugly about it would be the rough material followed by the zigzag big pattern design in the colors of black and brown. It probably looked awful from far away. But he would make due to continue staying warm outside.

Poe though couldn’t help himself to look upwards at the mysterious looking plant that’s hanging around places. What exactly is a mistletoe? He is underneath an overhang that he was passing under. There’s a press of his lips as something of an inward emotion springs up. Why was he suddenly thinking about kissing someone else? It is a bit strange at first but he can’t help but give a small hum in contemplative thought. ]

This city certainly full of surprises.

Edited 2017-02-21 02:40 (UTC)

[What started as a relatively alright day was about to get so much worse for Hux. He was starting to recover from his miserable cold enough he could sufficiently enjoy Kylo's suffering and Anakin seemed to be on his best behavior so far.

But it was still early and he doubted that would last long. He had forgotten about the mistletoe for the moment, he had a list of household items that they needed that he wasn't going to entrust Kylo Ren or Anakin in finding.

The effect of the mistletoe hit him suddenly and he didn't have time to see who exactly he had gotten caught under the mistletoe until his lips met Poe's. Only then did he open his eyes to finally see that he was kissing the Resistance pilot.]

You..

[He couldn't even finish the thought as he turned to spit, trying to get the taste off his lips before he looked at Poe, furious. He was practically shaking with anger, the kiss was just another addition to the list of reasons he wanted to make Poe Dameron suffer.]

That was absolutely disgusting!

[As he went to move, that's when he noticed someone swooping in and planting their lips against his own. Poe's eyebrows rose up at the sudden personal space invasion. What was that all about? He can't help but grin a bit the reaction.

The you being spat at him was very rude. Poe kept calm though as he gives a shrug while lifting his arms out and gesturing with his hands.]

Me? [He points at himself before pointing at Hux.] You?

[There's a brief pause as he observes how furious the other man was. Very furious over the motion in itself. Yet...]

You're the one that kissed me. [He's going to state fact very clearly here.] It couldn't really be as bad as you're making it out to be.

Excuse me?

[Every syllable was spat out with anger. Thankfully the effects of the mistletoe had worn off and left him practically vibrating with rage.

He was going to enjoy letting Kylo Ren finish what he had started. Not that he needed any information, he had just enjoyed hearing Poe scream in the interrogation room on Finalizer.]

You were the one standing under that plant like an idiot. And you kissed me. [He made a face, wiping at his lips with a gloved hand.] Who knows what kind of diseases you're carrying or the last time you bathed.

[Wow, this guy certainly knew how to be angry all the time. Poe's rather glad he's not dealing with any other First Order person around. He's thankful that Ren isn't around at the moment. He would rather see that man rot in prison, maybe Hux would go with him.

What exactly was Kylo Ren going to finish before Finn rescued him? Poe didn't really want to find out. But he was accepting death at one point in that interrogation room. The terrifying dark figure could have gotten any information from within his head. Including where the Resistance base was but he seemed entirely too focused on the map.]

I don't even know what that plant is. I certainly didn't know it would make you get rather close to another person in that matter. I still remember lips touching mine first.

[He would have to pay much better attention to the next encounters.] I'm perfectly healthy and keep up with any medical related. You shouldn't be too worried about the bathing. I know this.... [He gestures to the sweater in a long wave of his hand.]

Probably isn't helping the argument. But because the sweater looks as if a Rancor sneezed all over it doesn't reflect on the persons hygiene.

It's mistletoe. The gods have an interesting sense of humor.

[He remarked in a flat tone. He was not enjoying the holiday season.]

You're from the jungle of Yavin IV, I wouldn't trust your definition of what is considered acceptable hygiene.

[Hux glanced at the sweater, raising his eyebrows. That sweater was just unfortunate on so many levels.]

No, the sweater doesn't reflect your hygiene, only your judgment. But given you're a member of the Resistance, I doubt your judgment was sound to begin with.

The gods probably think this interaction is amusing to them.

[It was a bit in Poe's opinion only because of how Hux was being. Hux couldn't really take all the joy from the season. It was bright and happy. Hey! HEY! Stop knocking his home planet where his father still lives with that wonderful tree. A Jedi tree that he will try to keep secret mostly.]

I lived on a ranch which meant a lot of cleaning up afterward. You can think what you want. I already know what acceptable hygiene should be.

[Look, there wasn't any other best options around the shop. He could have picked an bright orange with a red little dots everywhere or something that looked extremely festive. But this sweater seemed less busy only itchy in some spots.]

I doubt you would be able to find something better. [Yep, that could be a challenge.]

I think my judgement was sound. The First Order was up to no good, how many times do I have to keep running into you guys? How many times are you going to lose? If you don't want the Resistance after you, stop making things that can destroy planets.

[Stop creating fear, because Poe will continue to fight any trouble as well as try to provide hope. He'll keep going after the First Order if that's what he has to do.]

They literally feed off our emotions so yes, I'm sure they do.

[He's still not happy with Tranquility over the sunlight, that sunburn had not been pleasant. Tranquility would be one of the first Gods to go if Hux had anything to say about it.]

I have no intention of trying to. I have what I need without having to resort to..that. [At least Poe looked ridiculous which was always a bonus.

He twitched at the mention of Starkiller, it was a loss he still was coming to terms with and for Poe to talk of its destruction so casually made him reconsider drawing his blaster and just shooting him.

But..if he was patient, he would be able to hear Poe scream again and so he took a deep breath. He refused to give Poe the satisfaction.]

Starkiller may be gone but so is the Republic. All that funding and resources the Resistance was receiving illegally? Your friends and allies in the Hosnian system? Those are all gone now because Starkiller did exactly what it was built to do- it destroyed a corrupt regime.

That's somewhat hard to believe. What is it that they do with the emotions they get from us?

[Is it so they could live longer as Gods? That sounds like something that could happen from a book or a telltale story. Poe would be curious over certain things but might stop questioning Hux further on.]

If only I didn't have to resort to something a bit better than the other jacket I used to wear. [Since it belongs to Finn now, it suited him.]

Yes, we were getting resources from the New Republic at one point. The Resistance won't back down after that. We certainly didn't after Hosnian system was destroyed. We all banded together, everyone did, to take down Starkiller. To stop you from creating any more fear within the galaxy.

You'll find out in due time, I'm sure.

[Hux doesn't want to spoil the surprise. Either someone else will explain it to Poe or he'll be in for some exciting times. ]

Illegally, I might point out. You realize the Republic broke the peace first- or should I say Leia Organa broke it.

He stepped forward towards Poe once more, using their difference in height to stare him down.]

Starkiller may be gone but it did what was intended to- destroy the Republic. And for all your bravado, I know what happened to you on Finalizer and I intend to make sure you never forget it.

Edited 2017-02-24 00:10 (UTC)

[Maketh, to her vague horror but eventual acceptance, has been persuaded to don a sweater in place of her usual hunting jacket. It's less--obnoxious than some of the other examples the gods have strewn around, and that is the only reason she's putting up with it.

Also because Anne suggested it.

Either way, it's blue with a faint geometric pattern and isn't nearly as uncomfortable as she's pretending.

She glances at the man curiously. He's new.]

Yes. Though they're not normally so--childish.

[She edges away in case there's mistletoe.]

[When an answer came he looked over in Maketh's direction. The mistletoe in question could be seen if she were to look up at it. The sweater she was wearing, didn't seem all that bad.

In fact, it suited her even in the color. He was definitely new and trying to learn more about the place.

Any more information would be helpful. Poe's eyebrows furrowed in question.]

So this is a rare occasion?

[Maketh grimaces, not bothering to hide it.]

This? Yes. At least nothing is trying to kill us this time.

[She eyes him up and down. He looks human enough.]

Maketh Tua. Guardswoman. I assume you have questions.

So we should be thankful for the questionable clothing taste. [There's a lift of an eyebrow while he looks at her at the killing us.] This time?

[He is human enough, a very ordinary human. Maketh will learn that he's friendly with time.]

Poe Dameron. Best Pilot of the Resistance. I have plenty but I probably will only ask the more important ones for now. [He gives a small smile in her direction.] I'm mostly curious about them and the city. What's the link between the two?

This time.

[It's said quietly. No need to overwhelm anyone just yet.

Maketh rocks back on her heels.]

You're a rebel.

[Not the first. They would have been enemies in a different world.

In this one, Maketh just shakes her head. The question remains in her mind, but this must be said first.]

Well. I suppose you'll be in good company. Commander T--Ashoka, will no doubt be pleased to see another.

[He doesn't particularly enjoy the sound of that. But he won't press on about it yet. He can handle a lot of excitement and a lot of other things coming his way. The curiousness will be drawn to what was trying to kill them during those other times.]

Yes, I didn't start off that way either. It was for a good cause.

[The New Republic wouldn't listen to him about the First Order. The Resistance was his best choice and he was passionate about what he wanted to fight for.]

Am I not in good company now? You seem like good company to me. Unless I'm mistaken. [It was a compliment, because he really did think he was within good company at least. It wasn't terrible and he wasn't around Hux or Ren.]

Ashoka? Must be from a different timeline. But I wouldn't mind meeting others that share the same views.

I served the Empire, once. [Better not to lie, even if it makes things more complicated. Maketh meets his eyes briefly.] But that life is not here and I am not one of them anymore.

[Getting blown up tends to shift a person's loyalties.

Maketh clears her throat.]

I apologize. You had questions. I'll answer what I can.

The Empire? [Poe couldn't help but be a little surprised, but if she was no longer going around killing people for all the wrong reasons he won't judge. There's a crazy story that he can tell later once they get more familiar with each other.] You're trying to do the right thing from what it sounds like to me. You can correct me if I'm wrong about that.

[There's a pause as he shifts his thoughts more on the here and now.]

It's okay, there is no need for an apology. Is there anything special to this city that I should also be aware of?

You're not wrong.

[That's the hope, at least.]

The city itself is relatively safe. My guardsmen maintain a perimeter. Of course our resources are limited and we don't have any shield generators....

[Maketh shakes her head.]

The things in charge have abilities similar to the Force. They feed off human emotion and---generate situations to produce whatever they require. Hope, sadness. Fear. It's rarely...gentle.

[He will get more help than he likely envisioned. The serpents are easily pushed back by Anakin's power while he leans down, offering a hand to Poe so that he can join him on the ledge.]

Someone is creative with these beasts. [He has seen a surprising array of creatures since his arrival and all of them wouldn't be out of place on the various planets he has visited.] Don't worry, I'm ready for them.

[Anakin brings out his lightsaber and ignites it, his hooded face bathed in the glow.]

Are you hurt?

[He saw the serpents get knocked back out of the corner of his vision. The hand being offered to him, he would gladly accept, is it normal or mechanical? Poe made lifted himself up the rest of the way onto the ledge while nodding to the hooded figure.]

I'm a pilot back home, plus I know how to run with danger at my back. [Although, he tries to make it hard for anyone trying to get to it though. He raises an eyebrow at that statement since he wished he had a blaster on him at the moment.] But this is a first for that kind of creature.

[When the lightsaber ignited he couldn't help his mouth from parting slightly and the words came out of his mouth.]

You're a Jedi.

[Poe gives a small gesture of a point. Yes, he was stating the obvious from their galaxy. He can't help it though. The hooded cloak, the lightsaber, all the stories told to him could be true in this moment. Sure, he had heard stories, but he hadn't seen the real deal in action.]

No, I'm not hurt. They didn't sound very friendly.

You'll need your speed and your courage. [He pauses at the mention of being a pilot, however.] What kind of ships have you flown?

[Poe, meet a fellow lover of flying. That is a love Anakin never loses.]

There will be a lot of firsts for you here. This is Hadriel and it's...unlike any other world I've visited. [It's not often someone recognizes a lightsaber and the meaning behind him possessing one. He looks over Poe curiously, absent-mindedly keeping the serpents at bay with one hand.]

How do you know about Jedi? [Is this man from ~~Kylo Ren~~Ben's time?] I'm not exactly an exemplar Jedi anymore.

[There is a flash of gold in his eyes - there one moment and then quelled.]

They're not. That's why we shouldn't show them any mercy.

I'm going to end up doing some jogging around the city. Seems that training will never end. [Poe would continue to stay in shape all he would need to find next is a punching bag or a something similar. There's a wide grin at the question.] I can fly anything. But I'm mostly in an x-wing.

[Ah, good it's nice to meet fellow pilots. Poe might not be too happy once he finds out who he is talking to. But if he's not going around causing fear on other people he could deal with it.]

Hadriel is certainly a better place than some other places I've been too.

Mostly through stories from my parents and others. Jedi are hard to come by nowadays but there's still hope. All it took was finding a man with a map to one. [That story was a very long adventure too with many different visits of planets and places. Poe has seen all kinds of excitement. Hadriel won't be any different. It might even be familiar.]

[And yes, yes he would be from Ren's time.] What would you call yourself then?

All I got are fists I'm afraid or anything of a makeshift weapon would do. But there's not many option just laying around. I can run or climb.

This is your welcome; it won't last if you stay in the city proper. [Now outside of the city, that's a different story.] X-Wings are nice ships. I'm partial to anything that is small and can move fast myself.

[Tie-Fighters will certainly be his favorites in the future.]

Except for the magic. It can make you do some...strange things. [Not that he's in the business of feeling any regret.] Can you remember the name of the one?

[He has a feeling - an inkling - but if Poe confirms his suspicions, he wont' be upset. Luke and Leia sound lovely to him - if a bit misguided. He can fix that.]

Anakin Skywalker. [Otherwise known as Darth Vader. He is somewhere between accepting that name fully and still being the young Jedi who did a lot of good.]

Leave it to me, then. [He beheads one of the serpents with a swift slice of his lightsaber, spinning the blade as if that is completely normal. What makes the motion even more amazing is one of his hands is clearly mechanical.]

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test drive meme #17

Poe Dameron | Star Wars

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Delight

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/brings in the awkward [Fear]

/but awkward is good! such a show off as always.

Always and forever.

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