Never ever have I ever felt so low

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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Never have I ever opened my mouth.

[Jacob opens his mouth to object--

Jacob realizes the irony in it.

Jacob drinks.]

[It's magic dude. Don't question it.]

[Underage kid takes a drink.]

Wait, so how do you eat, then? ...Do you eat?

Magic.

[That's really the only answer you need.]

Damn, can you teach me that trick?

Are you a monster?

Depends on who's asking.

Don't get all excited now. 'S a species.

[Shuuya manages to chuff something of a laugh and goes back to his typical grin.]

Now, for some reason I can help but think this is cheating, at least a little.

[But he is still getting that drink. It's water though.]

You ever seen me open my mouth, pal?

[It's magic, bruh. Never have to open your mouth when you got magic.]

I meant that mostly as a joke, of course. At this rate, you might get the whole city population drunkenly wandering the streets.

You say that like it's different from the norm.

You mean I'm stuck in an underground city with creatures wanting to eat me, drunk people and a skeleton that can't open his mouth?

Got it in one. Sounds like a sitcom, don't it?

[He'd watch it.]

I have no idea of what a sitcom is but if it's anything like a terrifying horror movie then indeed it is.

What? Nah, 's like a...comedy, I think.

I don't see how being trapped underground with drunk people is a comedy.

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skelebro - 2017-03-20 13:14 (UTC) - Expand

If I've been told that I've never shut my mouth, do I get ta drink the whole bottle?

I am leavin' that up to your discretion.

Just don't die.

Can't make any promises.

[HERE GOES]

[#yikes]

You doin' all right there, buddy?

[Oh, he loves it when he gets this question. He rips the bottle from his mouth to speak. He holds out his prosthetic arm with an exaggerated flourish]

I ain't been all right since I blew me arm and leg off!

[Huh. Wow. That sure is a thing. At least he's met robot fellas enough to keep his reaction pretty standard. Pretty low-key.]

Heh heh. Nice one.

I heard of these drinks costin' an arm and a leg, but that's just ridiculous.

[BADABING]

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