Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[skelebro]

Never have I ever seen the sky.

[dedikated]

( How long are we supposed to drink for because Kate seems to be drinking a long ass time here. Christ, she still misses the sky.

... And wait. )

Not counting Tranquility's revival?

[skelebro]

Wasn't real.

[He had to focus real hard to make it pass as real in the first place, it turns out. Blame that figurative D20 perception check he's perpetually rolling.]

[dedikated]

... Fair enough.

( She found it hard to un-notice it once she did. )

[trainspotter]

[okay he's drinking for like 4 of these things THANKS SANS, but this is the strangest one...]

You always hang around in caves?

[skelebro]

Monsters live Underground where I come from. Ages-old war, magic spell, yadda yadda yadda.

[trainspotter]

So that's a yes. [He'll take a bonus shot to pretend he comprehends all this monster skeleton stuff, still.]

No offense, but you're missing out. It'll really get a hold on you.

[skelebro]

Sure looks like it. All those picture books make it look real inviting.

[It sure blows, bein' a guy with a fascination with stars who paradoxically can't remember ever actually seeing a piece of sky in his life.]

[trainspotter]

You've got picture books about it but never the real thing? That's masochism.

[Just... saying.]

[skelebro]

Pretty much everything we learned about the Surface was from whatever we could find in the trash, so.

[It's even sadder than it sounds, honestly.]

[trainspotter]

Christ. Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll lift us outta here like some kind of poor man's Atlantis.

[Anything is possible??]

[skelebro]

Some poor man's what?

[Apparently no one dropped a copy of The Lost Empire down there.]

[trainspotter]

Atlantis. City scorned by gods, sank into the sea? No books about that fall into your lap?

[It could be relevant, considering this place.]

[skelebro]

'Fraid not. Humans throw out way more textbooks than anything else.

[trainspotter]

I didn't know there were that many textbooks to throw away. [the past is wildly uneducated] Well, maybe someone will say the magic word one of these days and we'll see the reverse in action.

[skelebro]

Maybe, yeah.

[The spell would technically take seven human SOULs to reverse the act, which means seven human kids would have to die, and he ain't necessarily about that.

But let's not.]

[trainspotter]

[Okay, maybe there are other options. Like asking nicely, or cheating.]

Well, cheers to that. Why not! [use your skeleton magic, Sans]

[skelebro]

[Cheers to that. Let's drink some...what appears to be soy sauce. Yeah. That's reasonable.]