Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[glacius]

Never have I ever worn shoes. [Ha, take that humans!]

[dedikated]

Unfair.

( She smirks when she says it and drinks, though. )

[glacius]

Why? I have followed the rules of the game, have I not? [He might be looking a little proud of himself, though.]

[dedikated]

( Don't give her that. )

Knew what you were doin' with that.

[glacius]

Perhaps. But does that truly make it unfair? It's not like I forced those... foot coverings on you, and no one ever said that I couldn't use my natural advantages here.

[dedikated]

( That gets a snort of laughter. ) Course not. Everyone's gonna do that.

( Or, in her case, end up playing don't judge me but )

[glacius]

And there we have it.

You know, you should actually be thanking me. I could have added socks, pants, or shirts on to this and had you all drink even more... this was downright merciful of me, really.

[deceiving_is_believing]

[Well, duh, he has to drink to that one.


Congratulations, Glacius, you just got someone underage to drink.]

[glacius]

[Young man!! If you are underage you should not be partaking in this game at all! Don't make him shoo you out of here.]

[deceiving_is_believing]

[Hey, he's only two years from legal where he's from. Give him a break, it's all in fun.]

[tongueamok]

[That's not funny, Glacius. He's trying to not drink.]

[glacius]

[NO IT'S FUNNY DON'T RAIN ON HIS PARADE. Anyways if Carlisle is trying not to drink then he should be abstaining from this entirely... but let the muns have their noncanon fun amirite??]

If you want me to just save you the trouble I can overenchant your tea again.

[tongueamok]

[You right.]

A little drink won't kill me. Just remember that I like my shoes. The ground has plenty that could hurt if stepped on.

[glacius]

And I like my natural armor that renders me impervious to such things. [He make a teasing remark about humans being so fragile, but that has... actually come to be more of a point of stress for him than anything else, lately.]

[tongueamok]

If the ice on your feet ever melts away, we'll be sure to get you a proper set of boots.

[glacius]

... Or you could just get me some water, and I can freeze over some new armor. [Shoes look... rather uncomfortable, truth be told. He wiggles his toes slightly.]

[tongueamok]

Or that, yes.

[It was a joke, Glacius. One day, they will discuss the finer points of facetiousness.]

[glacius]

[Glacius, unaware of any of that, gives a chirrup and a gentle headbutt, likely thankful they've managed to reach an agreement in this regard.]

[tongueamok]

[He will take that. They can save the finder details for another day.

Just don't get your feet melted anytime soon, Glacius. He worries.]