Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[skelebro]

Never have I ever gone faster than a jog.

[einselective]

You wouldn't, would you.

[Drinking. Fricking teleporters.]

[skelebro]

I look like a guy who runs anywhere?

[einselective]

You l-look like a guy who should be rotting in the ground.

[Minus y'know stuff like having a skull he can wink with because WTF.]

[skelebro]

Aw, gee. That means a lot.

[dedikated]

You're missing out.

( Said before a few shots, for good measure. )

[skelebro]

Eh. I prefer to walk.

[and/or cruise.]

What else are the mopeds for?

[dedikated]

Being slow?

( What, she can run faster than that. )

[skelebro]

[Oh damn.]

What kinda MPH we talkin', then?

[Wow, he actually seems genuinely interested.]

[dedikated]

( Kate shrugs. )

Max out at eighty.

( NBD. )

[skelebro]

[Holy shit.]

Damn. I could go that fast, maybe I'd run too.

[dedikated]

Want a lift sometime?

( She's joking, but eh. )

[skelebro]

I can ride piggyback. If Shadow can carry me, anyone can.

[The guy's like three feet tall. No offense, Shadow.]

[thechoiceisyours]

[He's doing an espresso shot.]

Dude, I wish I could say that.

[He's not huge on the running thing.]

[skelebro]

Jogging should be a form of legally-sanctioned torture, that's what I say.

[thechoiceisyours]

Seriously. Especially when it's like, life or death. That's just insult to injury.

[skelebro]

[#yikes]

Speakin' from experience?

[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah; pro-tip, you can outrun a wendigo.

[skelebro]

Good to know, in case they ever invade the cave.




Uh. Again.

[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah, though in your case I'd just do the whole not-moving thing.

[It's half a teasing joke, but he's also pretty sure that'd be easier for Sans to manage.]

[skelebro]

Like I said. Form of torture.

I think I'll just find a nice place to hide.