Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[queensberry]

Never have I ever considered what it's like to touch Henry Percy's hair.

[deceiving_is_believing]

Does that mean you're not gay then? [Snickersnicker.] But yea, me neither.

[queensberry]

Neither to which, exactly?

There are more interesting blokes than Henry, mate.

[deceiving_is_believing]

Yea? What's your type?

[queensberry]

People that don't look like they've more product in their hair than all the world's nobility. You know, the fun sort.

[deceiving_is_believing]

Soooooo.... Anybody but Henry?

[queensberry]

That's a reasonable assumption.

[dedikated]

( prolonged pause.

....

....
....

drinks. )

[deceiving_is_believing]

No, wait, I want to hear this one! Tell me!

[dedikated]

( Lmfao. )

Always wondered how well it styles.

( Look, girl has hair to her waist, she sometimes wonders what she could do with other hair lengths when she's bored. )

[deceiving_is_believing]

[Shuuya laughs.]

Man, girls are weird! Do you do makeovers back at home, too?

[dedikated]

( See, that just gives her another thought. )

You thinking about him in lipstick or summat?

[deceiving_is_believing]

Exactly. All the frilly things girls seem to like.

[hotspurred]

Why?

[WHY DO YOU EXIST, JACOB FRYE]

[queensberry]

It's just so luscious, Henry!

[ACCEPT THIS]

[hotspurred]

[ONE DAY HE WILL BE DRIVEN TO MURDER

AND NO ONE WILL BE IN THE LEAST SURPRISED

THERE WILL BE A BETTING POOL ON HOW LONG IT TAKES

WHICH MAKETH WILL PROBABLY WIN, SO THAT'S ALRIGHT]

Is aught you say ever worth the breath?

[queensberry]

[WHY IS HENRY SO OFFENDED OVER WHAT SHOULD BE A COMPLIMENT

MEET HIM IN THE PIT]

Yes. Some of us aren't just pretty faces, Henry.

[hotspurred]

[BUT IS IT. IS IT REALLY.

why are you like this]

I am yet to see proof.

[queensberry]

So you think I'm pretty.

[GOT EM]

[elegant_and_proud]

To be fair, you do have exceptionally nice hair.

[hotspurred]

Ah. Thank you.

[awkward]

[mismanagement]

......why.

[Maketh just looks confused. She has a habit of messing up Henry's hair whenever they talk, but that's just to tease.]

[queensberry]

It's got to be like a cloud, doesn't it? You've never wondered?

[And in saying that, he's realized he's thought about it.

Damn you, he has to drink.]

[mismanagement]

I don't have to wonder.

[She blinks.]

Apparently you do.

[manofmettle]

Why is this even a topic that's being brought up!? Keep to your own hair.

[He feels some need to defend Henry here. And sadly, his own bottle of grape juice goes untouched. Apparently the wonders of Henry's luscious locks has never occurred to Danse.]