Never ever have I ever felt so low

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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Never have I ever...

( HMMM this is Difficult, ok. )

worn armour.

( Not calling out a Knight at all... nah. )

[Grumble grumble, time to soak in his first shot.] It is practical in my line of work, alright.

( God bless all you warriors. )

Shoes're practical for us, too.

[GOT HEEM

Glacius looks briefly taken aback, but... then he just shakes his head. He may or may not be chuckling quietly under his breath.] Clever, clever, Kate. I suppose this makes us even.

( Is she grinning?

Nah. Trick of the light. Kate doesn't smile. )

Guess so.

[And a certain knight downs a shot.]

Since my childhood.

[Look, if he did it for every time he's worn armour he'd die from alcohol poisoning long before he's recounted to seven years old.]