Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[dylinquent]

Never have I ever killed anyone.

( drink up, bitches. )

[skelebro]

[Ha ha.








Ha.




Fuck.]

[queensberry]

Oooh, that's just not fair.

[Jacob doesn't have enough alcohol for this. He'll settle for a pint, thanks.]

[trainspotter]

[London is so.... Rough....... he's taking his drink, there.]

Not on purpose, like some people. [Context matters!!]

[dedikated]

What's the difference?

( God she drank too much there oops. )

[trainspotter]

[She's done more shots than everyone so far, don't pass out.....]

I don't get arrested, for one thing. Getting arrested really does a number on my schedule.

[dedikated]

( Eh. Cave life. )

Don't always get arrested.

( Hell, sometimes the law condones it. But you know. )

[trainspotter]

[If only there were more dirty cops in his city?? That'd be nice.]

I'll have you know, I get arrested surprisingly infrequently. Sometimes I'm even an asset. [not really, fuck cops]

[deceiving_is_believing]

[Ouch....


Shuuya drinks on that one. And a few more.]

[fracturedbeauty]

[He's totally drinking. And smirking. How long does he have to drink for when it comes to killing literal armies of people?]

[glacius]

This seems an awful personal suggestion for what I've been told is supposed to be light-hearted fare. [The ice alien murmurs as he eyes the small glass in his hand... then gradually drains it. He'll never not regret his hand being forced.]

[dylinquent]

( Honestly, judging by Dylan's expression, she really didn't expect this many people drinking, never mind this hard. )

I thought no one would say yes.

( Legit. )

[mismanagement]

....

[Well. She drinks.]

[murderpotato]

[Lining up another twelve shots, here we go.]

Just throwin' it out there, I'm doin' this shit by year. I ain't got a calculator or enough fuckin' liquor to do it by total.

[dylinquent]

( Sob.

She regrets this question. )

Do I wanna know?

( No, she probably doesn't. )

[murderpotato]

It's a real long, shitty story, so probably fuckin' not.

[But if she's sat through a high school English class, she's probably heard it before. Beowulf in the school curriculum has kept his ass alive for years.]

I did some terrible shit a long fuckin' time ago.