Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[war_itself]

Must be a pretty weird planet you're from, if it's not in space. [Probably not what he meant, but she'll grin as she takes a drink anyway.]

[skelebro]

Try living Underground.

[Hint: it kinda sucks.]

[war_itself]

And here I thought you were pretty clever for a corpse. Even the underground is in space if you zoom out far enough. [Honestly, does she have to give physics lessons to skeletons now too?]

[skelebro]

Yeah, but so's everything by that logic. That's cheating.

Also, uh...thought we'd established I'm a monster, not a dead man.

[war_itself]

Whatever, like that's even a real species not just made for human children's television. And that's physics, not cheating. Wait until I blow your mind with the laws of thermodynamics.

Didn't get to actually see space, anyway.

[skelebro]

Hey, other worlds are just as valid as yours.

[Please do "blow his mind," though. He likes hearin' about science.]

No? that's a shame.

[war_itself]

'Course they are. Doesn't mean I buy that an entire species goes around referring to themselves as literal monsters. Unless they're trying to be really edgy.

[No science lessons from her, she isn't anyone's bloody physics teacher around here. Unless asked nicely.]

I guess it is, yeah. Never really thought about it. Was rather too preoccupied at the time to worry about the view. [Trying to pretend you're not traumatized by the death of your entire people keeps you pretty busy, turns out. But now she's thinking about it and it's kind of a bummer.]

[skelebro]

Hey, I didn't come up with the name. That's just how it is.

Not one for the stars?

[war_itself]

So who did? Got any fancy underground origin myths?

More like no time to waste on daydreaming about distant worlds when you're being pummeled by enemy fire or starved out of a stronghold. Perhaps if we ever had resources to spare, we could've turned to the stars. [This got unacceptably depressing.]

Never have I ever pet a cat.

[skelebro]

Humans, maybe. They're the ones that sealed us down there.

[But he don't have to drink in response to that little query either. No cats that he's met in person, unless you count Catty, and he's pretty sure she don't appreciate bein' pet the way dogs do.]

Not feline very fond of 'em?