Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[hotspurred]

[look, it's not hotspur's problem that jacob needs hats to hide his balding

presumably that's the source of his jealousy]

How so?

[A longbow is all he needs.]

[trainspotter]

[that is a valid theory and should be investigated more deeply]

Quick and efficient and somebody always needs a new one. [Guns in the hands of people who don't know how to use classic weapons tend to break a lot, for some reason? All that reckless murder.] Good for business.