Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[mismanagement]

[Siiiiigh. And she drinks.]

Striking hard, I see. Can you even get drunk, Sans?

[skelebro]

As a matter of fact, yeah.

[That sure was an experience the first time.]

Turns out it kinda ruins the whole "implacable prankster" shtick I got goin' on here.

[mismanagement]

[If she weren't currently down a couple shots and planning on more, Maketh would probably ask how. The answer is probably magic. The answer is usually magic.]

Hah. I am sure nothing could ruin that.

[skelebro]

[Don't worry. It's definitely magic.]

Turns out leaving six consecutive drunk voice mails overnight kinda wrecks the vision. Who'da thunk, right?

[mismanagement]

[Maketh laughs just a little.]

Ah, but your reputation shall recover. I have faith.

[skelebro]

Guess I'm lucky enough to have plenty of, uh...what's it called? To cover my back in case anybody gets their mits on anything incriminating.

[The word there is "blackmail."]

[mismanagement]

[Maketh raises an eyebrow.]

Oh, I see. Good to know.

[skelebro]

What? Guy's gotta cover his bases.

[mismanagement]

[Maketh grins.]

Oh, I know! It's only practical.

[skelebro]

That bein' said: if you ever need footage of Gren gettin' his ass kicked by Rage? Gimme a holler.

I might know a guy.

[It's Sans. He's the guy.]

[mismanagement]

[Maketh laughs just a little.]

Have anything on Hux?

[skelebro]

Give it time.

[He's keepin' an eyesocket out, just for special occasions.]

You'll be the first to know.

[mismanagement]

[The grin she flashes is just a touch wicked. Just because she and Hux are working together - temporarily - doesn't mean she can't gather dirt on him. And then exploit it ruthlessly.]

Good man.