Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[skelebro]

Significant other.

[tongueamok]

Oh. Is that another way of putting it? Calling your partner your 'significant other'?

[skelebro]

So there's a partner now?

[DO TELL HIM EVERYTHING]

[tongueamok]

What? No, I—

[No, he totally did say that.]

You can stop looking at me like that.

[skelebro]

[HMMMMMMM???]

You sure 'bout that?

[tongueamok]

Yes, I'm sure you can stop looking at me. I can't be the only one here with a partner.

[skelebro]

Nah. But you're the only one actin' like you gotta hide it.

[tongueamok]

I'm not hiding it. It's a detail of my personal life that not everyone needs to know.

[You know, the "I'm banging an alien" part.]

[skelebro]

All right, all right. Well, y'know that there's no shame here, right?

Seriously, my best friend's a lizard who's in love with a fish. I don't judge.

[tongueamok]

... A fish? How does that work Does one not live on the water, and the other land? Or they are they, er... magical fish and lizards?

[skelebro]

No worries; they're both monsters.

Trust me, it's adorable.

[And very obvious. Good lord are they obvious.]

[tongueamok]

... that they're monsters, or the relationship part?

[There is no telling when it comes to Sans and his weird world, man.]

[skelebro]

Yep.

[YOU JUST GOTTA MEET 'EM MAN. YOU'LL SEE.]

[tongueamok]

[THAT WASN'T A PROPER ANSWER, SANS.]

I'm not going to have to teach them magic, am I?

[skelebro]

Nah. They're better at...well, pretty much everything than I am.

[tongueamok]

Except sleeping and procrastinating, I assume.

[No one could possibly be better at that. Sans is a champion.]

[skelebro]

Got it in one. I'm a champion at those.