Carlisle Longinmouth (
tongueamok) wrote in
dankmemes2017-04-13 05:30 pm
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The Forced Honesty Meme!

✔ Post with your character
✔ Other characters respond to your thread with IC questions/statements/confessions/whatever to your character
✔ All responses must be honest, though they can artfully dodge the truth and not be happy about it :>
✔ Have fun!
Stolen from here!

Lance "Guys I'm not a teenager, for real" Sweets
But like aren't you though? We're gonna need to see some ID
[Rosen will assume you know what event he's asking about, Sweets]
r u d e but okay fine he has two IDs with him HE'LL SHOW YOU ALL
I think I might've been murdered.
[It's the first time he said it out loud and it sounds utterly ridiculous, but it's one of the only explanations for this place that makes any sense and it's been so on his mind that he just says it.]
Rosen will be inspecting them closely
Why do you think that?
fine, as long as he gets a drink afterward
Do you ever just... Get the sense, after something happens, that there's something really wrong?
Apple juice.
[He pauses. It really bothers him that you are so young and to think that you have died, Sweets]
So...what happened?
lame
[The pieces are still coming out, and one of those pieces--]
I went to pick up evidence that we needed for the case we're building, and I must've been followed. He surprised me, and we fought.
[Mistake after mistake on his end, and he probably lost both the evidence and his life because of them. Maybe, if he's lucky, he's just in a coma and not dead, but that's not a whole lot more hopeful an idea.]
I think the blow that broke my ribs might've been fatal. I've broken bones before, and I've been shot, and this was different.
[Something felt wrong in a way he'd heard people talk of, and when he'd woken up here the feeling was gone. Maybe he's imagined all of it, but he can't just dismiss it as that so easily.]
Alcohol is for grown ups
Will..will someone find you? Wherever it happened...could someone find you in time?
don't make him argue how drinking ages are largely arbitrary and probably don't even exist here
But the question does, because he can't say no.]
I don't know, maybe. Someone might notice I haven't checked in.
[Someone could call him and go looking for him if he doesn't answer. Aubrey's been tailing people and might be nearby. A bystander could walk into the parking garage and call for help. Booth could decide he's needed as backup after all and just show up.
Or none of that could happen. But then again, it could.]
Don't make Rosen lecture you on the negative effects of alcohol on your vital systems, Young Man
[However his expression is growing more grim]
But I can't promise anything. I can only hope that that will be the case.
Those are sort of the point there, grandpa
Any hope is better than none. Thank you.
[He means it.]
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[Personality jokes, too.]
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sounds fake but ok
>:c
[He's made worse impressions and be known for less flattering things, but still. Augh.]
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