The Forced Honesty Meme!

[tongueamok]

✔ Post with your character
✔ Other characters respond to your thread with IC questions/statements/confessions/whatever to your character
✔ All responses must be honest, though they can artfully dodge the truth and not be happy about it :>
✔ Have fun!
Stolen from here!

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Wade Frickin' Wilson

[ishotyouuu]

[Come at him, bros.]

[skelebro]

[Hey, pal.]

Are you okay?

[ishotyouuu]

I'm alive.

[Which could honestly totally answer Sans's question there.]

[skelebro]

C'mon, buddy. "Alive" ain't always "okay."

[ishotyouuu]

...In my case, it almost never is.

[skelebro]

[...]

Yeah.

That's kinda what I figured.

[ishotyouuu]

You're, uh...

[Damn this honesty bullshit.]

You're pretty much one of the only reasons I get up in the morning these days. Y'know?

1/??

[skelebro]

What?

[What?]

[skelebro]

[skelebro]

[skelebro]

[skelebro]

lmao done

[skelebro]

I mean, uh...





Why?

[ishotyouuu]

Maybe 'cause you're funny and a great listener? Y'know, the typical stuff, I guess. I dunno, you just...

[He stops; takes a deep breath. Lets it out slowly.]

You make me forget that I need to drink just to get through a day.

[When did the caves get so dusty?]

[skelebro]

Heh.

Well, uh...thanks. I guess.

You're a pretty good guy.

[ishotyouuu]

An' you're an even better guy. Thanks for keepin' an eye on me all this time, bro.

...Well. Eyesocket.

[skelebro]

Me? Psh, nah. I'm just a huge joke.

[Look at him. Just a big ol' stupid bonehead.]

But, uh - thanks for lookin' after the kids. Was good of ya.

[ishotyouuu]

[Excuse you, you're his favorite big stupid bonehead, okay? Never forget that.]

Hey, they were kids and they needed help. Any decent person woulda done it.

[Not that he'd call himself particularly decent, but y'know. Semantics.]

[skelebro]

Not everyone gets along with 'em real great to start with. I mean - I didn't.

[Whoops.]

[ishotyouuu]

Why's that? They're nice kids. I mean, they're pretty protective of each other but that's kinda understandable.

[skelebro]

[HA HA BOY IS THAT A COMPLICATED QUESTION]

Long...uh, real long story. Maybe one we talk about over drinks some other time.

[ishotyouuu]

[...Yeah, because that doesn't sound suspicious or ominous or anything.] Sure thing, bro. Missed havin' you for a drinkin' buddy, I gotta say.

[skelebro]

[LONG.........VERY LONG STORY.]

Heh. Yeah.

Me too, pal.