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dankmemes2017-07-19 03:06 am
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Test Drive Meme #22
Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open July 25th, and apps are open August 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.
Two quick points here as well:1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!
Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R
SCENARIO ONE: THE WRONG KIND OF SCARY
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.
There's an odd shuffling to your right and to your left. Do you know what that is? Maybe not, but at least nobody else does either. You might peek at an eye stalk or a stinger, you might catch a glimpse of something that can maybe pass for fingers... or maybe it just has a mouth on its butt because its creator was feeling particularly sadistic that day. That's right, you're looking at the creatures from Spore, EA's infamous alien creation game with the most awkward alien creator imaginable.
These particular Spore creatures are the carnivorous kind, the kind who seek out and eat other creatures so that they can instantly procreate to pass on their victim's genetic code and make their species even more wild. You might not want to stick around and watch the mating process. I promise it's just as weird as you think.]
T R A N Q U I L I T Y / C O N F U S I O N
SCENARIO TWO: STEPFORD SUNDAY
[You wake up one lovely weekend morning to the sounds of birds chirping outside and sun streaming through your window. What a wonderful day to be perfectly normal and happy in the suburbs! Your family is all around you, like a Norman Rockwell painting, happy to go about their average day in their average life in their average city.
So what if your sister is an archdemon? Or your father is somehow a dragon? It's just the way that things have always been... isn't it?
The perceptive of you may begin to see cracks in the veneer, may begin to wonder why everything seems to be so perfect... and as the truth begins to unfold, it paints a much darker picture than the one you're seeing. Are you sure you don't want to stay, just a little while longer?
This is a mini version of our Stepford Summer event this month!]
R A G E / D E L I G H T
SCENARIO THREE: CAKE WARS
[There are plenty of ways in this world to rouse your competitive spirit. Many of them involve athletics- few involve such beautiful edible artistry as this.
That's right, you're in a cake baking competition, and no matter how competitive you normally are, thanks to Rage's influence, you want to win. Competitors can be in teams of two or alone, and they have until morning to bake their cakes to the fullest and bring it to Delight's temple for judging.
So what kind of cake baker are you? Do you revel in your artistry? Do you measure everything and carefully prepare each icing tip? Or do you know that you suck at cooking and decide to use the opportunity to sabotage your opponent's cake instead? Nothing is off limits, and all's fair in cake and war, after all!]

Emily Davis | Until Dawn
[One minute she's walking out of the interrogation room to go talk to Matt for the first time in four or five fucking hours, and the next she's getting dropped on the floor of the colosseum.
The memories of Hadriel come back to her fast, like they'd never left (it's hard to tell if they did when you got dumped back onto that fucking nightmare of a mountain to get chased by wendigos again), but Emily herself doesn't look the way she did the last time she was here. She's not rail-thin anymore, and the extra muscle mass she'd built from all the walking back and forth in shithole cavetown is gone too. Instead, she's got that gash in her leg and the bite on her shoulder, plus soot from the explosion in the lodge.
As if that isn't enough, there are creepy-ass monsters crawling along the walls and holy fucking shit are those wendigos?]
Are you fucking KIDDING ME? [comes the shrill protest. FUCK no. She got off the mountain alive, and now this shit?] Motherfucker.
[She gets up and starts to run, not even stopping to think about it until she sees a familiar pair of glowing green eyes.] Glacius!
[Suddenly, shit doesn't seem as hopeless.]
yesss yesssssss
He'll have more time to actually process her being here later. Right now, this thing needs to be dealt with--and deal with it he does, forming two huge boulders of ice around his fists as he advances. He boxes the zombie-like thing thoroughly to the ground, stomping as he does so; it gets knocked down onto a jutting spear of ice, which skewers it as it lets out a guttered growl. Blood and shards of ice spray to the ground; the brutal but efficient attack is over nearly as soon as it began. Glacius regards its rigid body coldly, watching to make sure it doesn't somehow spring to life again.]
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Thanks. [She's still on edge here in the colosseum, especially with the gash on her left leg and the bite on her right shoulder slowing her down -- but she's got her head together enough to tell her friend she's grateful.] But let's get out of here. There's never just one of these fucking things. I need to get to the clinic.
[It's a fact that they'll get there, that they'll be okay. Glacius won't let anything or anyone hurt her. She can't help but smile a little at that.]
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Glacius turns towards Emily as she speaks up. The derision for his foe in his gaze melts away as he looks upon her--first to her face, confirming that yes, it's really her, and the bite in her shoulder before finally dropping to the gash in her leg. It's all a lot to take in, and the alien really just wants to make sure that she is alright while he basks in the relief of having her back--but his friend is (always) right. This is no place to hold a reunion, and he needs to make sure that she's seen to before blood loss or infection become a problem.
So he gives a worried whine, but agrees.] Alright. But--you're hurt. Let me at least carry you, so you don't have to put weight on that wound.
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And speaking of standing, her first instinct is to decline his offer to carry her. Then it hits her: the exhaustion of a sleepless night spent half afraid of a murderer and half running for her life from a literal cannibal monster. She could tough it out and walk to the clinic if she were alone, but over a year in Hadriel after a horror movie night with her friends have taught her that she doesn't need to be so fiercely independent.]
That's a good idea. [She gives him a weak, sincere smile.] I'm ready when you are.
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[The alien hesitates a moment more, clearly having more that he could say... but he must steel himself. So he pushes himself into action once more, hooking his burly arms around his friend's shoulders and under her legs, carefully hoisting her.] How's this?
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[When he lifts her up, she leans against him, relaxing into his secure but gentle hold. She feels as safe now as she did when the police got her and the others off the mountain. Back in Canada, the wendigos couldn't hunt her anymore. Here in Hadriel, nothing will hurt her if Glacius is here.]
It's perfect. [Now that she doesn't have to stand, all the exhaustion from last night hits her at once. She feels like could fall asleep against him, maybe even not have nightmares. But instead she'll stay awake. The night's not over until she gets patched up. Whether it be Pell or Carlisle or anyone else at the clinic who heals her, she'll be better off than if she were still at home.
Shithole cavetown has its perks.]
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In any case, said injuries are pressing. The alien starts walking, his strides quick but even--he doesn't want to jostle her.] I'm sorry that I... did not arrive soon enough. If I could have kept you from this pain and suffering...
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It's not graciousness that gets her to gently protest, however. It's honesty, and it's the fact that she cares about her friend.] Oh-- no, I got like this on the mountain. I fell into these creepy mines from pretty high up, a piece of the fire tower got me in the leg, and the bite is from a wendigo. Then Sam blew up the lodge, so I mean, I was gonna look like shit no matter what. You saved me from that fucking wendigo wannabe though.
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[If she's going to be stuck in another terrible world where awful and harrowing things happen on a regular basis, the least he can do is try to help her through him.]