dankmemes | test drive meme #23

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open August 25th, and apps are open September 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: SLIPPERY NAKED PEOPLE
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

No big deal, but there's a freaky wall-climbing zombie thing stalking you. Maybe you should get inside? Or run. Or just accept death. This time, the Door has brought in some Descendants, from the Uncharted video game.

Descendents are emaciated, man-eating monsters that used to be normal people until affected by a virus - you know how that goes! Terribly, always. They are fast and agile and quite strong, and they will stalk you and crawl up walls and maybe break your neck if they can. Badass.]

S O R R O W / H O P E

SCENARIO TWO: THE FUTURE ISN'T BRIGHT
[You found a mirror. It's your mirror, created just for you, and when you look into it - well. You might not want to look more than once, because it shows an image of the worst possible future you could imagine for yourself. Maybe you're dead. Maybe someone you love it. Maybe you've lost everything. Basically, it sucks.

What are you gonna do? Throw it away? Smash it? Keep looking over and over because you love pain? Or maybe someone else threw theirs away, and you're the one that found it. You really, really want to look. Invasive, maybe, but your curiosity is killing you. Just a peek...

This is a mini version of our Bad End event this month.]

L O V E

SCENARIO THREE: VISIT ME AND EXPLAIN YOUR PASSIONS
[You know that totally inconsequential hobby? The one that you love? Or maybe your favorite TV show or comic book? Wouldn't it be great if you had someone to talk to about it? Someone who would listen patiently while you explain the family tree from that obscure fantasy novel you reread every year?

Well, wait no longer! Your time is now! The moment you make eye contact with someone, you'll know they want to listen to you explain your obsession. They've just been waiting and hoping you'll come along and educate them! So go to town, buddy, tell them all about your waifu.

Or maybe a stranger just walked up to you and started talking about their favorite knitting pattern. That's... cool. Are you gonna interrupt them? Walk away? Get into an argument about how your favorite knitting pattern is so much better? Now's the time to show your passion, or possibly your complete disinterest! Go for it!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

| Sorrow/Hope-ish | Text |

Okay, so I've had a look around and this place is weird. I want to know what everyone else's thoughts are or to know who is even here. Also what is with those temples? Why do they think we'd worship some loser gods who brought us here? It doesn't make any sense.

Not only that but we don't know where we are and we're not allowed to leave? I don't know about anyone else but this place needs a mall and I don't think Fedex or UPS deliver this far out.

Final nail in the coffin of suck. Who's smart idea was it to give me a mirror that's something like a bad horror movie. I am NOT amused and whoever knows about me needs to come forward or I am going to find them. Thanks. Bye.

| Wild Card |

ooc: Feel free to run into her while he's texting the above or anything else really. It's a test drive so I'm game for whatever. Texting is her jam though and I needed it.

[Will is positively twitching as he reads the text Hanna sent out. Looser gods? What a fabulous way to end up a teapot for the rest of your life. Even if the gods here said they didn't do that. Or at least Hope did. Hopefully Will didn't give them any ideas. He used the voice to text feature because no one wanted dyslexic demigods texting, it was really hard when your brain was wired for ancient greek.]

I think it's less that they don't quite know how to bring us back, or aren't really motivated to try. We're kind of a food source. Although less human kebab and more emotional vampire. They get jolts of power from what we feel.

Also, It might not be a good idea to call the gods 'loosers' especially when you're relying on them for food, water and oxygen. Just saying.

UPS? You never know, they might show up. Remind me to tell you a story about a really, really lost pizza delivery guy. Did I mention he was really lost?

I don't want to become a gods Happy Meal and if they want to do something to be for calling them names then they can go ahead and try. I'm not scared of them.

Why not tell me about the pizza guy? It's not like I have anywhere I can go.

Well, you should be. Fear and respect is healthy for beings who can turn you into garden planters.

But the pizza guy?I guess it's not that long of a story. I go to a special camp, it's in the middle of no where and really hard to find. A pizza delivery guy once showed up by the lake. He was super duper lost.

[She frowns at the phone.]

That doesn't sound like a very good pizza guy story. So what's the deal? Do they have pizza here or not?

It's really not. Guess you had to be there. You can probably find the ingredients to make pizza? The speakeasy might have it?? I'm not sure. I think it's mostly a bar, so I haven't really gone into it.

[Okay, that pizza story was so much more fun when you knew that Apollo actually tried to send them all a pizza, but he wasn't about to advertise that the god of light and reason tried order a pizza for Camp Half-Blood to a girl he just texted.]

test drive meme #23

Hanna Marin | Pretty Little Liars

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