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dankmemes2017-09-20 10:04 am
hadrielmods) wrote in dankmemes2017-09-20 10:04 am
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Test Drive Meme #24
Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open September 24th, and apps are open October 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.
Two quick points here as well:1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!
Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!
F E A R
SCENARIO ONE: TITAN TERRORS
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.
In this case, the monster behind you may as well be the monster above you. No, not anything flying overhead, but the freakishly giant nude monsters hellbent on shoving your crunchy body into their mouths and chowing down.
Titans are large humanlike creatures who have superior strength, though more limited intelligence. Much like zombies, they desire only to devour all of the humans in their vicinity and will use any tools at their disposal to do so. Get your steel guitars ready and get pumped, because sie sind das essen und wir sind die jager!!!]
R A G E
SCENARIO TWO: PAINTBALL ROYALE
[You've got a gun.
Okay, it's not a real gun- it's actually a paintball gun, which seems to knock people unconscious when you hit them. That's a pretty sweet deal! Except, you really want to be the last one standing, and you'll knock out countless people to do it. Every fight feels like life or death, whether you're waiting in the shadows to get the drop on someone or spraying paint all across the open streets in the fain hopes that you might get a tag or two.
Either way, if you lose, you'll find yourself waking up in a party! That's not so bad, right? It's a giant gathering of all the paint-covered losers in the city, with free food and drinks and a distribution of excellent prizes. What did you win? Fight your friends, but not in the dark and trauma-y way, and be the next winner of our Hadriel death (not really) match!
This is a mini version of our Party Royale event this month.]
C O N F U S I O N
SCENARIO THREE: WALK WALK FASHION BABY
[Your trusty leather jacket is gone. So are your worn and torn jeans, all your summer dresses, your boots and high tops and heels. Suddenly, nothing is where you expect it to be, not even that load of clothes that you've left in the laundry for the past few weeks (oops). In the stead of all of your beloved duds, you find some stuff that... might be a little questionable.
Whether you were the lucky recipient of the hand shawl, the face skirt, the suspender sweats or some other wild atrocity, you'll be sure to have some fun trying to maneuver around the city in your weird, cumbersome outfits. At least you don't look as silly as that guy over there in the sea urchin costume!]
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Fortunately Germany lets it drop, because as long as Austria's not hurt, it's really not that important.]
I'm fine, though I want to wash the paint out before it stains.
[:(
More importantly:]
Are you certain this food is safe to eat?
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Isn't that something one should bring up prior to allowing someone to partake in it?
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Nein... I'm sure it's fine. It would be rather foolish to do something to the food after an event of that magnitude.
[He had fun, at least? Paintball is really fun.]
Does it taste alright?
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It's hardly akin to what I'm accustomed to, however it's certainly coffee.
[Because that's what Germany meant by asking him that, clearly.]
2/2
Certainly if it's fine, this won't trouble you then.
[Its black, like Germany prefers.]
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[Why are you like this, Austria...
He does accept the coffee, though, bringing it close to his nose to sniff for a moment before sipping from it. Well. It's probably fine. They gave him treats for Berlitz at least, which was nice...]
If nothing else, perhaps we should stock up on supplies.
[As soon as he says that, he regrets it. Because if Austria agrees, he's going to end up carrying whatever the other man wants.]
...Perhaps not.
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Do you think whomever is responsible for this event would mind parting with their vastly inferior coffee maker?
[It's too heavy for Austria to carry, but Germany can do it as a thank you to him for making him such a lovely cup of coffee.]
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[Why. Who did this to you, Austria.]
Unless you're offering them a better one, I don't see why they would.
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If I could obtain a better one I would hardly have need of this one, you fool.
[The spoiled-ness was a team effort between Spain, Hungary and you.]
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Nein. We're not stealing their coffee maker. Taking things from other people's parties seems...
[Like something his brother would do without compunction and cause trouble for Germany, honestly.]
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[You just don't want to carry it. How lazy of you.]
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[This entire pointless conversation is your fault!]
What is around us that you have deemed acceptable for you to abscond with then?
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I had thought to take some of the beer and the food that would not perish quickly.
[Not. The coffee maker??]
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If you teach a man to steal a coffee maker, he'll drink for as long as the warranty covers.]
2/2
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Nein, natürlich nicht, but I had assumed I might be able to find dried meats or fruits here, as well.
[He's starting to raise his voice with some annoyance. He's really trying here, Austria!]
Just forget it. We will make do. Without stealing from our hosts.
[Since. If Austria's here, obviously that means he (Germany) is going to be expected to take care of him (Austria).]
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Or. He can. But. It's not pleasant for anyone involved with him. Namely... Germany.]
...
Hm. [Austria sips from his cup. It's not a bad idea, given the situation they've been thrust into. He and Germany just don't see eye to eye on what's a priority.]
Stop being so childish and throwing a tantrum. Do as you see fit then.
[Of course he expected Germany to help him, but because he knows he's terrible at this and Germany's... decidedly not. However he's not going to say that.]
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[He's not a child anymore, Austria!
He sips his coffee before closing his eyes and sighing. He's not throwing a tantrum!!]
In any case, if these paintball games are to become common, we should run through some training.
[Pointed glance to Austria's paint-splattered foot.]
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...why would this ever be considered a common occurrence?
[He doesn't want to do this again and why are you looking at him like that--]
You look worse than I do.
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A city-wide paintball game followed by a party is not normal. This could merely be the first of many. We should be prepared.
[Austria.]
That may be so, but in the case this happens again, would you not rather put up more of a fight?
[And get coated in paint. It's fine.]
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2/2
[That's somehow even more embarrassing than not knowing how a paintball gun works period and accidentally taking himself out!]